Galactic news predictions for 3305
- Thread starter Zarek Null
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I was going for more like Mongo from Blazing Saddles.lol.
Mongo not understand these things. Mongo a simple pawn in game of life.
If the Milky Way is supposed to have a lifetime of 17.6 billion years, why on earth would 372 years less matter? Especially when Sol will turn into some Jolly Green Red Purple Spotted Giant or whatever within 10 billion years? The Federation would be obliterated way before the Fuel Rats' activities had any real effect.
We will all go boom eventually.
Yes, even wanna be tintinabulatory clones.
So instead of harassing adorable helpful Rats, maybe you should go find yourself a galaxy to overlord with greater longevity.
o7
In a universe that is home to more than trillions of lifeforms at a given time, what would 372 years less matter? It would matter a great deal.
Shrinking the habitable lifetime of the universe means pre-emptively wiping out trillions of lives before they could even start. This makes the Fuel Rats the most heinous killers that ever lived. Destroying Fuel Rats is not harassment; it is an act of self-defense aimed at maximizing the length-of-existence of all species in the universe.
And don't come at me with your sloppy science. All my facts were tripled verified by the prestigious Zarek Null Institute of Advanced Cosmology.
Oh dear.
Due to the size of the Milky Way Galaxy and the time it takes to traverse it, come 17.6 billion - 500 years in the future, anything with a brain will be absolutely frantic and desperate for off galaxy transportation. Transportation is always limited. Fierce battles will ensue for available berths and the Fuel Rats, since They have Fuel and Most do Not, will be either personae most gratae or assassination targets. Fights over transportation will/might as well be to the death because death is guaranteed if you cannot secure passage.
So even if your goons at the "prestigious" Zarek Null Institute of Advanced Cosmetology are correct, whatever Your Overloud Self does now is a complete and utter waste of time.
1. At 17.6 billion - 372 years the Milky Way will be vacated anyway. Most will be en route or pushing up daisies.
2. Most Fuel Rats will probably be assassinated for Their Fuel. So why not be efficient and let others do your dirty work? You just have to wait a little while. OCD Overlords are Not Cool.
3. Lives that haven't even started are usually not concerned with galactic longevity. In addition, the armageddon like upheavals that ensue prior to the Milky Way's demise will have catastophic effects on all ecosystems. Aside from your friends, the viruses and bacteria, no sentient life form could possibly adapt fast enough to survive the continually changing environment.
o7
p.s. my offer concerning the stuffed tiger still holds
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It is all happening, just as I predicted:
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[video=youtube;zronED-F09A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=74&v=zronED-F09A[/video]
Okay.
If you can get rid of all engineering and synthesis, especially really stupid Premium Ammo, for specifically PvP in Open, I will swear allegiance to your Overloud Self.
o7
ZO?
If you can get rid of all engineering and synthesis, especially really stupid Premium Ammo, for specifically PvP in Open, I will swear allegiance to your Overloud Self.
o7
ZO?