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Recent archeological and ancient data bank analyses have uncovered some exciting revelations.
It appears back in the 20th and 21st centuries of Earth, ancient homo sapiens sapiens had instituted some clever time saving tricks in regards to their primitive financial transfers.
These practices involved geographical placements of "ATM" and "branch banking", two terms that were at first undecipherable. It was initially believed that our ancestors had returned to living in trees, but further research uncovered that it meant the use of machinery to dispense actual, physical (!!!???) representations of objects thought to hold real value (facilitating trade/commerce) and the erection of buildings on a planet's surface, where homo sapiens would congregate to obtain these fiscal objects (thought to be named "dollars", "euros", "pounds", apparently they couldn't agree on a common currency).[squeeeee]
Extensive studies have now proven that these development were actually sound and may result in a re-evaluations of the mental and problem-solving ability of our ancestors (Nuclear Accidents of 2753 AD notwithstanding).
In the very near future spaceport banking will come to entire Spaceport network through the use of the galaxy-wide Kill-Warrant FTL Info-Packet Service featuring 24/7 personal service.
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Staff Reporter ER55tvx
Earth News Service, Inc.
Recent archeological and ancient data bank analyses have uncovered some exciting revelations.
It appears back in the 20th and 21st centuries of Earth, ancient homo sapiens sapiens had instituted some clever time saving tricks in regards to their primitive financial transfers.
These practices involved geographical placements of "ATM" and "branch banking", two terms that were at first undecipherable. It was initially believed that our ancestors had returned to living in trees, but further research uncovered that it meant the use of machinery to dispense actual, physical (!!!???) representations of objects thought to hold real value (facilitating trade/commerce) and the erection of buildings on a planet's surface, where homo sapiens would congregate to obtain these fiscal objects (thought to be named "dollars", "euros", "pounds", apparently they couldn't agree on a common currency).[squeeeee]
Extensive studies have now proven that these development were actually sound and may result in a re-evaluations of the mental and problem-solving ability of our ancestors (Nuclear Accidents of 2753 AD notwithstanding).
In the very near future spaceport banking will come to entire Spaceport network through the use of the galaxy-wide Kill-Warrant FTL Info-Packet Service featuring 24/7 personal service.
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Staff Reporter ER55tvx
