GALNET - 1 MAR 3307 - Galactic Summit Imperilled by Political Frictions

GALNET - 1 MAR 3307 - Galactic Summit Imperilled by Political Frictions

Delegates at the diplomatic conference have clashed over long-standing political issues, with some threatening to abandon the event.

Journalists at Patterson Enterprise in the Sirius system reported their observations via mainstream newsfeeds.

The Imperial Herald: “Minister Whyte’s claim that the Empire had fomented terrorism by repressing Marlinism was somewhat predictable. But nobody expected Princess Duval’s icy retort, which caused shocked gasps across the chamber.”

Sol Today: “President Hudson easily dealt with Patreus’s whine about the Federation’s so-called ‘war-mongering’, putting the bombastic Imp in his place.”

Eye on Achenar: “The dull-witted thug of a president was no match for Senator Patreus, who received cheers for his condemnation of typical ‘Fedneck’ arrogance.”

The Alliance Tribune: “The conference’s hosts were visibly embarrassed by Councillor Kaine’s claims that Coalsack Nebula terraforming projects had triggered recent Thargoid attacks. Shockingly, several delegates dismissed this as an internal matter for the Alliance.”

The Federal Times: “Chancellor Blaine’s stonewalling on the co-funding of humanitarian aid brought a rare flash of anger from Felicia Winters: ‘Maybe the Emperor’s puppet could loosen a few strings?’”

The Sovereign: “Despite Prime Minister Mahon exaggerating the benefits of Alliance membership, several independent ambassadors complained about its incomprehensible bureaucracy, saying it would be less damaging to declare war against the Alliance than join it.”

A representative from Sirius Corporation reported that the Galactic Summit was “going well”.

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Fedneck is now canon!

Also: what did Aisling say that was so shocking I wonder?
 
GALNET - 1 MAR 3307 - Galactic Summit Imperilled by Political Frictions

Delegates at the diplomatic conference have clashed over long-standing political issues, with some threatening to abandon the event.

Journalists at Patterson Enterprise in the Sirius system reported their observations via mainstream newsfeeds.

The Imperial Herald: “Minister Whyte’s claim that the Empire had fomented terrorism by repressing Marlinism was somewhat predictable. But nobody expected Princess Duval’s icy retort, which caused shocked gasps across the chamber.”

WHAT EXACTLY DID SHE SAY? DETAILS! NOW! 😳

Sol Today: “President Hudson easily dealt with Patreus’s whine about the Federation’s so-called ‘war-mongering’, putting the bombastic Imp in his place.”

I'm actually totally fine with Patreus getting taken down a notch or two... ;)

Eye on Achenar: “The dull-witted thug of a president was no match for Senator Patreus, who received cheers for his condemnation of typical ‘Fedneck’ arrogance.”

YES! Us Imperials did it! "Fedneck" is now an official lore insult for those pesky Feds! 😁
(Thank you, Devs ;))

The Alliance Tribune: “The conference’s hosts were visibly embarrassed by Councillor Kaine’s claims that Coalsack Nebula terraforming projects had triggered recent Thargoid attacks. Shockingly, several delegates dismissed this as an internal matter for the Alliance.”

Well, duh... it is... 😒

The Federal Times: “Chancellor Blaine’s stonewalling on the co-funding of humanitarian aid brought a rare flash of anger from Felicia Winters: ‘Maybe the Emperor’s puppet could loosen a few strings?’”

Aid for who exactly?

The Sovereign: “Despite Prime Minister Mahon exaggerating the benefits of Alliance membership, several independent ambassadors complained about its incomprehensible bureaucracy, saying it would be less damaging to declare war against the Alliance than join it.”

Ouch... :ROFLMAO:

A representative from Sirius Corporation reported that the Galactic Summit was “going well”.

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Sure it does...:LOL:
 
Laelaps. A dog that always catches what it hunts. Set to catch a fox that can never be caught. Resulting in an impossible chase. Until Zeus saw what was going on, turned both into stone and slapped them into the sky as constellations. What a fitting name for the megaship. And what a portent of things to come. Better stay docked on Thursdays. Wouldn't want to get left out of the unexpected journey to the stars.
 
This is totally calm, compared to *Canada's Parliament. :mad: Don't let little mole hills fool you into believing it's a mountain.

(*this is an example... )
 
None of this crap would have happened if it had been Utopia hosting this event.

The agenda would be complete by now. Not embroiled in petty bickering and such.
 
also, does anyone else find it funny that "newspapers" have made a huge comeback ?

was the turning point of human civilization the rejection of influencers and social media? Something which doesn't appear to exist in the third millennia.

this thread begs for some breaking news posts.
 
But nobody expected Princess Duval’s icy retort, which caused shocked gasps across the chamber.”

Obviously unprintable, foul mouthed spoilt brat. :)

Sirius was partly right its going better than expected, forums thought it would have been sabotaged on the way and at the start. So far so good.
 
Obviously unprintable, foul mouthed spoilt brat. :)

Sirius was partly right its going better than expected, forums thought it would have been sabotaged on the way and at the start. So far so good.
Nah, my money is on it having been related to the assasination of her father by the NMLA, totally destroying the foundation of Minister Whythe's entire argumentation in the process.
 
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