Thwarptide
Banned
Bambi is a 23 years old 153cm (5') tall, petite and slender build from Merope. She won't say exactly where, she's saving that for her future love bunny.
Bambi claims she's a homebody who's hobbies include collecting flakes of dried skin, Guardian grave robbing, balancing Tholian grapes on her head while juggling balls of jello; she also enjoys making pickled thumbs. She's a babe of many talents! Bambi tells us that her ideal humanoid would be overly loved, pampered and coddled till death do you part. She sounds like a a true romantic.
She's been bonded to 1,321 mates and ate every one of them. She has 521 children, all but 113 are still in the adorable pupae stage.
This is one gal that's impossible to pass up. She won't be on the network for long, so don't wait!
(I'd sure hate to see what the ugly stick ended up looking like)
Bambi claims she's a homebody who's hobbies include collecting flakes of dried skin, Guardian grave robbing, balancing Tholian grapes on her head while juggling balls of jello; she also enjoys making pickled thumbs. She's a babe of many talents! Bambi tells us that her ideal humanoid would be overly loved, pampered and coddled till death do you part. She sounds like a a true romantic.
She's been bonded to 1,321 mates and ate every one of them. She has 521 children, all but 113 are still in the adorable pupae stage.
This is one gal that's impossible to pass up. She won't be on the network for long, so don't wait!
(I'd sure hate to see what the ugly stick ended up looking like)
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But more seriously...is this meant as a parody?!
