GALNET News: Human Engineers BURNED TO DEATH!!!

Commanders Across The Verse Joyfully Jettisoned Metric CrapTons of Now Usless Mats and Dats in a Euphoric Orgasm at the News that ALL of the Human Engineers were Cooked Alive and Collectively EATEN by a Thargoid Youth Singing Group Today.

Many Human Commanders were slightly Put Out at not being Invited to the Thargoid Semi-Religious Event.

Film At 23:00 UTC

[smile]

-gus
PS. Don't Dump yo Dat's and Mat's just yet... this may only be an unfortunate rumor...
 
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