Galnet Update 01 JAN 3307 - Utopia Invites Superpowers to Galactic Summit
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Good point - perhaps someone crazy and brilliant, could make a meme of Dr Antevil, requesting a million quiche in ransom...?!
Good point - perhaps someone crazy and brilliant, could make a meme of Dr Antevil, requesting a million quiche in ransom...?!
Does such a person exist?
Thargoid Times Report:
An spokesperson for the Thargoid Navy revealed that "Alliance citizens have been freed from years of oppression served by Mahon. When we liberated the systems at Coalsack and Witch Head, many Alliance citizens were hungry, suffering from disease, and they didn't even have internet access. Mahon may have turned his back on his own people, but we won't. Even now, our relief efforts are underway, and distribution centres are already operational, offering free healthcare, Thargoid freedom fries and affordable 7G broadband access."
"We urge the Alliance to accept the will of their own citizens, whose enthusiastic welcome to our liberation forces have truly humbled us. That welcome and the street parties that have followed send a clear message to the Alliance - leave. And don't return."
An spokesperson for the Thargoid Navy revealed that "Alliance citizens have been freed from years of oppression served by Mahon. When we liberated the systems at Coalsack and Witch Head, many Alliance citizens were hungry, suffering from disease, and they didn't even have internet access. Mahon may have turned his back on his own people, but we won't. Even now, our relief efforts are underway, and distribution centres are already operational, offering free healthcare, Thargoid freedom fries and affordable 7G broadband access."
"We urge the Alliance to accept the will of their own citizens, whose enthusiastic welcome to our liberation forces have truly humbled us. That welcome and the street parties that have followed send a clear message to the Alliance - leave. And don't return."
"Have you guys tried politics?"
I marvel at the Guru's genius.
I bet he dropped some line also like "never gonna give you up, or run around and hurt you" to make them all finally agree for a deal.
Anyone else wanna make the trip to see if anything pops off? 