04 MAR 3308
Well known presidential scallywag Zachary Hudson today spoke of his need 'to have more democracy beyond the first serving' as rival liberals protested at being "left at the back of the line, again."
Speaking from the White House canteen on Mars, Hudson directly addressed concerns while showing Federal citizens his empty bowl and sad face.
“If the Congressional dinner lady agrees to suspend the 79th amendment of the Federal Canteen Menu, it will mean that I become eligible for a second bowl of sweet creamy democracy, and can jump the queue. It does not guarantee that I – or any future president – can stuff my cheeky face indefinitely, honest. I strongly believe that my constitution is robust enough to accommodate secondary or even tertiary servings, especially during these trying times."
However, Shadow President Felicia Winters responded in a withering takedown:
"More? More? The President knows full well there is only so much democracy to go round. He should be much less greedy and enjoy what he's given."
