Ever since Commanders obtained the right to land on planet with low atmosphere and the ability to finally walk outside their ship a year ago, the Federation of Pilots have been stricken by a strange epidemic where every single Commander with the ability to walk outside their ship have a s*** eating grin. At all time. Dubbed the "smirking plague" by the public, it seems relatively harmless for health, but pose some concern for social relationship.
A picture of a CMDR affected by the strange smirking plague :
As the galaxy was getting settled in this new state of life, a new epidemic stroke without warning in almost every populated system at once. From stations officials to CMDR, it seems nobody is safe. The new epidemic cause sudden dwarfism in their victims, but in a non permanent state. The patient will often come back to a normal size a few hours or even sometimes a few minutes later. The affected victim will oscillate from "dwarf" to "normal size" on a regular basis, with no known trigger for the strange phenomena. So far, it seems painless, and no treatment have had any effect.
Picture of the same CMDR, affected by a sudden crisis of dwarfism. Smirk not seen but still active :
Picture of another victim, Supervisor Katrina Mullins of the Scythe Legion :
As a direct result, many stations official have turned off their gal-cam, most likely so they are not ridiculed when they have a dwarfism crisis.
The station officials of Davies High in Reorte refusing to use their gal-cam :
So far, both epidemics have baffled the scientific community.
" It doesn't make sense !" say Pr Lucius Avernus, from the Achenar Medical University, as he shrink in size in front of my eyes
"The only plausible explanation I have is some God entity playing a prank on us." he continue, as he get back to a normal size.
We will keep you informed, as soon as I'm able to reach my desk again.
A picture of a CMDR affected by the strange smirking plague :
As the galaxy was getting settled in this new state of life, a new epidemic stroke without warning in almost every populated system at once. From stations officials to CMDR, it seems nobody is safe. The new epidemic cause sudden dwarfism in their victims, but in a non permanent state. The patient will often come back to a normal size a few hours or even sometimes a few minutes later. The affected victim will oscillate from "dwarf" to "normal size" on a regular basis, with no known trigger for the strange phenomena. So far, it seems painless, and no treatment have had any effect.
Picture of the same CMDR, affected by a sudden crisis of dwarfism. Smirk not seen but still active :
Picture of another victim, Supervisor Katrina Mullins of the Scythe Legion :
As a direct result, many stations official have turned off their gal-cam, most likely so they are not ridiculed when they have a dwarfism crisis.
The station officials of Davies High in Reorte refusing to use their gal-cam :
So far, both epidemics have baffled the scientific community.
" It doesn't make sense !" say Pr Lucius Avernus, from the Achenar Medical University, as he shrink in size in front of my eyes
"The only plausible explanation I have is some God entity playing a prank on us." he continue, as he get back to a normal size.
We will keep you informed, as soon as I'm able to reach my desk again.
