Ladies & Gentlemen, welcome to the Drabble Club. Time to dust off the lexicon of language that are tongue twisters.
Psykokow hosts the Abraka-Drabble live reading show and "comedy" hour at 7pm GMT, Fridays on...
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and will also be uploaded to his You-tube channel & anywhere else he can inflict the world with our drabblings!
Come back on Sunday night to see how well your Drabble has done. At least come back before Monday 15:00 to check if you're the one that has to provide us with a topic.
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01 - Alien - Psykokow's Worst Nightmare
"I'm not doing it. I am not reading these out. No, this week I am making you all read your own drabbles."
"But you have to read them, it's YOUR job."
"Oh all right then."
(Psykokow then read the drabbles out as fast as he could)
I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit. Upon the slitted sheet I sit.
I'm not a Hutton Trucker, I'm a Hutton Trucker's son
And I'm only Hutton Trucking until the Hutton Trucker comes.
02 - moose666 - The Drabble Show, New To Channel 9
Buono estente et wilkommen arbrarararka drabble, mostra semanal de kommandant sminki pinki el drabbles.
Yo quiro drabbles? La drabble ist storee courte de cento wordo, und universo
peth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth David Braben.
Assistionall de teamy speeky thingy thingy speeky thing, multaj reprabato Chris Waddle maximo!
Si, emergancieo presidente la drabletastico, Alien-de-alien, buono estente Alien!
Mixa, itsa grando fan plusimo tree mit dodel, and poopo de gasse, Simoomoomoomoomoomooomoomoof, buono estente Simoof!
Pour, homme de brasso profoundo, detesté jarjar binks, eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth-eth loudo maaaan, Simon Winrard
buono estente messta Shoutyman!
Avec procidimo, musta musta word from our sponsor, Chanel Hutton, moui tresa minuté.
Boutros Boutros-Ghali
03 - Eric Marcaigh - A Step Through Time
A lean Alien looked aloof as trumpets of crumpets were tumped over by troubadours trumpeting Trump's tough, though thorough touting of his expertise at excepting the acceptance of an exact Thargoid threat that threatened to topple the tense senses of President Halsey.
"We need to build a wall to keep the terribly terrifying teratoids known as Thargoids at bay, and I have a preliminarily portentious plan of plentiful proportions that will guarantee its cost of construction be charged to the livery of impetuously impulsive Imperials!"
A calamitous cacophony of cheers rose to cataclysmic crests as Halsey's presidency was convincingly culled.
04 - Listeri69 - 34th Century Problems
'Package poured curd pulled cod' Psykokow read, there wasn't a lot of options left in the orca and he was down to the last of the boil in the bag.
Simoof ran into the ships galley 'Kow come quick, the purple burglar alarm is going off we have a stowaway on board somewhere'
After a thorough search of the ship they found a Mediterranean looking gentleman cowering behind a cargo canister
'Who the hell are you?' Simoof enquired
'I'm Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown,The successful thistle shifter While shifting a sieve-full of unshifted thistles I got stuck in this henry hoover;'
05 - Frank - A Slight Design Flaw
The Ghoulies were a group of the Galaxy's worst pirate scum, and psykokow had been caught by them.
He was tied to a chair in their torture chamber, but he was keeping the secret of the next Hutton Trucker's run.
"Arrr! This'll make'em talk!", it was a metal device; a spiked clamp on a screw with a handle. "It's a tongue twister."
His eyes widened as they clamped it inside his mouth and turned the handle.
"Lads! Looks like the trucker's ready ta talk". They unclamped the device.
Psykokow told them everything he knew. He said "ummff mf ulllmmmmmf ummf..."
06 - Simoof - The assignation of the overweight assistant chef.
The fat trucker chucking tats, thought of facts about tats, forked his fifth tot.
All tots are tats, not all tats are tots, the fat trucker tot chucker thought.
Chats about Tots and Tats, Talks about thoughts and facts, the fat trucker chucker tired and scratched at his asss.
Would tots and tats make suitable chaff, the tat chucker thought so the fat trucker asked,
The fact checker thought on the tots and the tats, they'd be too soft and the missiles too fast.
The potato exploded. So did the truck. The fat trucker tat chucker's last thought was "Oh.."
07 - Star-Lord_Prime - Recruit
War broke out in one of the truckers systems
Truckers needed recruits, so they set recruit point in system
A lot of people came through, some were turned around
One was so troublesome it took a lot of Psykokows work to push him through.
And it was it started like every other person:
"What's your name?"
"Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz."
"Your REAL name please."
"Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz."
"I'm too sober for this... Alright John Smith where were you born?"
"My family comes from old Earth..."
"City please."
"I don't think you want to know..."
"CITY."
"I was born in city called Chrząszczyrzewoszyce."
"GIN!"
08 - anacondagirl - Tramp Twister
I touched down at the dock gently in my Anaconda, it had been a long time since i'd docked
as I docked I heard a yelp
'oh no' I thought I must have hit someone.
Sure enough under the landing bay was a dishevelled old man he appeared drunk.
I felt sorry for him, I had hit him with my ship however gently I took ten credits from my pocket and gave it to him
'Ahh got you' he said holding a non-leathal weapon to my throat
the lesson here?
Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.
09 - Splendour - Understated
The Leith police dismisseth us,
Alarms. No escape.
They thought we sought to stay;
Crashing out of supercruise.
The Leith police dismisseth us,
Engines screaming trying to stop the tumbling.
They thought we'd stay all day.
Authority Vipers, autocannon letting rip.
The Leith police dismisseth us,
Rounds penetrate, shrapnel sends blood flying
We both sighed sighs apiece;
Canopy breach.
And the sighs that we sighed as we said goodbye
Glass, blood, air, hope, all rush out into space.
Were the size of the Leith police.
Two torn figures drift in a cloud of tiny red sparkles among the Leith ships.
10 - Galactic Midden - Starship Calamity or SSS Elocution to give its proper name
Commander Lisper looked down at the puddle forming between the footholds. "I thought we didn't have these leakage problems anymore Willy", the commander whistled between her crooked teeth.
Willy arched backwards looking up but gazing down at Lisper from across the spherical bridge. "Aye maam, me maam filled the hole manually. Marmalade!". Willy's tourettes made his job of piloting that every bit harder.
"You mean commander Aires"
Willy blushed and nearly crashed "Aye I eyed Aires ere, me maam aye, 'avings at it earlier, maam!".
"Aires, Willy's right?"
"A-a-a-aye, c-c-c-cap'n aye", stammered Aires as Willy steered right into the star.
11 - Luniticisi - Tongue Twister
The room was dark, Cold and unforgiving.
Was what he'd suggested so bad that it deserved this kind of punishment?
Stories had been told of the 'Tongue Twister'
A woman with no remorse and no compassion.
Once ordered to act, she was relentless.
Her trademark was to remove the tongue of the accused, to stop what her superiors felt were "harmful" comments to the status quo.
He pleaded, while he still could.
His pleads fell on deaf ears, She had a job to do.
the last thing to escape his breath before the inevitable silencing was...
"I only wanted autopilot!"
12 - insanephoton - Taipan Trouble
The trivial task to transport Tranquillity's ten tipsy Tanmark tapirs to Tarach Tor Three's transport terminal turned terrifying. Telltale tracks taunted Teagan. Twenty turquoise terrorist taipans took turns targeting Teagan's trusty trader. The ten terrified tipsy Tanmark tapirs trembled Teagan turned tangentially to thrust through Tarach Tor Three's turbulent troposphere.. Twenty tenacious turquoise taipans trailed Teagan's trusty trader's twisty turny track through the tortured terrain
terrestrial turrets traversed towards the twenty turquoise terrorist taipans, tracking their targets the terrestrial turrets toasted ten turquoise terrorist taipans. Ten turquoise terrorist taipans timidly turned tail. Teagan's trusty trader's touchdown terminated the terrifying trip.
13 - FelixBast - It's not as good as Insanephoton's (or anyone else's)
When Cecil drinks Centauri Mega gin by the shipload, Cecil sees flapping fairies floating in the hold.
Frightfully fearful of flapping fairies, sozzled Cecil suddenly starts slapping at the air.
Flailing at floating fairies fowls a fellow’s balance, causing sozzled Cecil to fall down.
The chaotic cacophony caused by Cecil falling down, catches the attention of our pilot, Psychokow.
Our pilot looks at Cecil, lying on the floor, “What kind of cosmic cataclysm can cause your fall down to the floor?”
“Feeling fearful, fitfully flailing at frightful fearsome foulsome flapping filthy fairies flying in my face.”
“Cecil, your drunk.”
14 - phong - Twisted Tails
Astonished agile asp asks amazed abrakadrabalistas about angry antipodean antipasta
ablutionist availability after alien adopts alternative amorous account alliteration.
mmmph!mmmmph!
Galnet gag gratuitously gulleted, kow cautiously closed curtains,complete catastrophe curtailed.
Eyes still bleeding and throat raw,he turned his attention to the small spiral form cupped in the palm of
his hand,admiring its elegant curves before slipping it in his mouth.As the capsule dissolved slowly
on his tongue,he felt himself relax,a warm rush of relief flooding through him .His bruised and battered organ
of speech uncurled slowly as the osculator got to work unwinding him.
mmmm...!
15 - RoyalHankey - A Visit To The Dentist
Psykokow went to the dentist.
He told Simoof his wisdom tooth was hurting.
Simoof looked at it and said it will have come out.
'WHAT' Psykokow replied
Sorry no choice open wide
Ouch Psykokow murmured
After 5 minutes Psykokows mouth was numb
Simoof got the pliers and said 'Open wide'
Simoof started twisting and turning the pliers.
Psykokow was in pain, he tried shout 'STOP'
Simoof carried on
Psykow hit the chair and eventually let go .
Simoof said 'What's wrong, I have seen less moaning from a 9 year old kid than you.
Psykokow said 'That's my tongue you twisting'
16 - Ventura - Alvin is not very happy with Cecil
Breaking new, Cecil B Trumpington has turned himself in to Hutton’s authorities. He appeared in
Court soon after, but got himself a bit Tongue Twisted, when he was asked to state his name for the
record, he finally gave in and said “That’s Me.” He is being charged with attacking Hutton Authorities
ship, he has pleaded “not guilty” his Lawyer Mr Come Knocking, said from a statement “My Client
has been wrongly accused”, He was then shown the security video, and said “Cecil what have you
been drinking” Cecil then offered the judge some gin #forthemug. Alvin is very Woof.
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