Glorious Federation Master Race

Being an Xbox forum I feel like the terminally unwitty and ignorant 'master race' meme is really something we could let the PC folks keep.
 
well it's obvious making a trade vessel for the Feds would be a true waste of dev time! You keep pew pewing! It's all you need to do!
 
So fugly. I'm pretty sure the devs designers were like:

"Guys, we spent 95% of our budget on the imperial ships, what are we going to do for Federation?"

"We could change the paint on the Imperial ships to signify the allegiance."
"No, we have to make them look different or the community will accuse us of just re skinning the same ships."

"Okay, do you guys remember when you were a kid and your family got that new washing machine how you made it your space ship with markers and an upside down hammer for the flight stick?"

"Yeah I do."

"Let's do that."

"What do you mean?"

"Make a box, put some little wings on it so it looks flighty, and call it something Federationy like 'star cruiser.'"

"Since we dropped the ball, why don't we call this the 'Dropship.'"

"Yeah, now you get it. I like that. We're going with it. A flying cardboard box with wings and call it a 'Dropship.' Those role play weirdos will love it. It'll be like they're six years old again."
 
Lol but I seriously like the look of the fed ships. Hard angles and parrallel lines, the cool fins, its my style. The curves of the imeprial ships are too feminine for my taste.

To each their own!
 
Even though I align myself with the empire, federal hardware is very durable in hull damage rather then shields, I wouldn't mind buying a corvette or dropship.
 
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