Hello, my name is Beta

ScottGust

ScottGust
Hello my name is Beta, I'm the 2nd phase after Alpha development and I'm happy to be here. Many people have been attacking me lately proclaiming I'm underdeveloped, buggy or even...boring. I just wanted to let everyone know im growing as fast as i can and have vast potential, when i reach Beta 2 ill be much more dynamic, functional and add gobs of content...after that, ill reach Gamma!
Oh boy wait till you see me then...after that, well skies the limit really, i just hope you give me the opportunity to inevitably shine.

I am Beta
Stop whining
And let me grow.
 

Toumal

Toumal
I CRASHED MY VIPER WITH NO MONEY IN THE BANK NOW I AM BACK TO SIDEWINDER BETA SUCKS!!!!!1

Er..

Actually yes, the above just happened to me ;)
I couldn't afford the insurance cuz I was trying out weapons. HOW COULD YOU, BETA! How could you not offer me a quicktime event, a button that I can just press to have my viper back even though I was an idiot??

P.S.: You also need a button that spawns me an Anaconda. Or else game will fail.

P.P.S.: Grow faster, damnit! :D
 

bcat1

Banned
B
Like anything in its infancy, beta needs to be nurtured. Like a child new to the world full of possibilities. How do you want this child to grow? A spoiled brat perhaps? Or perhaps a well rounded individual that contributes to the overall harmony of the universe. With frontier devs as the parents I have no doubt this child will grow into something that has been lost for a generation. Patients.... This will reward you in time more than any amount of titan fall's/dayz/cod/battlefield's will ever give you.
 

Patrick_68000

Patrick_68000
Growing up takes time. Useless to go faster than the music. A good growth is a slow and solid growth. Only the childrens pressed, capricious and turbulent, grow wrong
 

ste

S
Hi Mr Beta.

I know you are a beta but can I pretend youre a complete game anyway then complain cos youre only a beta?

Many thanks.

PS. While testing you and helping you looking for bugs I found a few and I'm not happy. I demand a refund.

PPS. I tried to complete you yesterday even in your unfinished state and lost all my progress, thats 20 hours up the spout. I hope youre happy Mr Beta.
 

Jexter

Jexter
well that and also I get the feeling people are just being extremely careless, I really have no idea how so many people manage to blow their stuff up all the time :S
 

Parabellum

Parabellum
I have flown all types save the Lakon 6 and frankly, I don't give a damn if I'm busted back to a Sidey.

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Klytus

K
Dear Beta, don't let the big nasty bullies who want everything handed to them on a plate then go 'Boo Hoo' when they find out they can't get their own way, get you down. Your doing fine and progressing quite nicely, if they don't like it they can shut the door on their way out.
 
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