Find a game that you don't enjoy, visit their forums and comment repeatedly about your dislike for the game. Below are some dos and don'ts for how to achieve this for maximum effectiveness.
DO:
Be as rude as possible to anyone who doesn't share your view that the game sucks.
Be as rude as possible to the developer that created the game because their vision doesn't match your own.
Insist that the game is going to fail because you don't like it, therefore nobody can.
Make sure that as well as starting a new thread about this, derail as many other threads as you can to make sure you get your message across.
Think of a feature that you would like to be added and expect the developer to implement it immediately, because as we all know, it should be as quick to implement as it is to explain.
Compare the game to another that you do actually like and insist that they be the same.
Expect the game to be built to match your own lifestyle. If you only have 2 minutes every 6 months to play, the game should be built to suit, as should all others.
Remind the developer that you are a customer, therefore, they should change their development process to suit only you and others who share your views.
Demand immediate response from the developer to a question that you post on their forum.
DON'T:
Allow anyone to dare suggest that they enjoy the game. They are clearly wrong.
Walk away from the game quietly and leave others to enjoy it.
Make suggestions for an open discussion with other forum members.
Offer your views as opinion. It's what you think, so it must be fact.
All in all, make sure you remember that you are the person running the company, the development process and you are the expert in the target market so you have all of the knowledge required to make informed decisions. Nobody else is privy to such information, so just keep at it. You're perfect in every way and you just need to do everything you can to bring others up to your own exceptionally high standards.
Good luck. Let's change the world for the better.
DO:
Be as rude as possible to anyone who doesn't share your view that the game sucks.
Be as rude as possible to the developer that created the game because their vision doesn't match your own.
Insist that the game is going to fail because you don't like it, therefore nobody can.
Make sure that as well as starting a new thread about this, derail as many other threads as you can to make sure you get your message across.
Think of a feature that you would like to be added and expect the developer to implement it immediately, because as we all know, it should be as quick to implement as it is to explain.
Compare the game to another that you do actually like and insist that they be the same.
Expect the game to be built to match your own lifestyle. If you only have 2 minutes every 6 months to play, the game should be built to suit, as should all others.
Remind the developer that you are a customer, therefore, they should change their development process to suit only you and others who share your views.
Demand immediate response from the developer to a question that you post on their forum.
DON'T:
Allow anyone to dare suggest that they enjoy the game. They are clearly wrong.
Walk away from the game quietly and leave others to enjoy it.
Make suggestions for an open discussion with other forum members.
Offer your views as opinion. It's what you think, so it must be fact.
All in all, make sure you remember that you are the person running the company, the development process and you are the expert in the target market so you have all of the knowledge required to make informed decisions. Nobody else is privy to such information, so just keep at it. You're perfect in every way and you just need to do everything you can to bring others up to your own exceptionally high standards.
Good luck. Let's change the world for the better.
