Let's make short and concise ship reviews. I can only be entitled to my own opinion, so duplicated entries are a-okay. And let's keep it to the ships that you've personally flown before a hundred "Anaconda = flying space-meatloaf" replies shows up.
I'll start:
Sidewinder: space-Uber
Eagle: You know, I'm one of the lucky (in a way) people whose first date didn't end up a complete disaster, who ended up having a blast, had great times, did stupid things, then because of life and misfortune I had to break up with him/her but are still friends, and times and times we still get back together to do some more crazy/stupid things because we've known each other for so long and the understanding doesn't just wear away. My Eagle reflects that relationship perfectly.
Viper: Bond-mobile wearing the skin of a Ford Crown Victoria (I guess the British equivalence would be Volvo V70). In space.
Cobra:
[video=youtube;66cos8RTooA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66cos8RTooA[/video]
(replace the word "Hammer" in lyrics with "Class-2 Mining Lasers")
Hauler: laughing at all the wannabe explorers grinding for Asps, 24LY at a time.
Lakon Type-6: Literally a flying shipping container with two lasers.
Lakon Type-7: Your heat meter rises so fast whenever you boost/charge FSD, it's like the ship eats a full bowl of hot chili every time before it takes off and the bow of chili is now doing terrible things in its bowel.
Lakon Type-9: Flying a T9 is like Titanic but the other way around. I'm not afraid of running into space ice burgs, I AM THE * SPACE ICEBURG so if you see me thread-needling out of a starport, you'd better get out of my way if you know what's good for ya.
I'll start:
Sidewinder: space-Uber
Eagle: You know, I'm one of the lucky (in a way) people whose first date didn't end up a complete disaster, who ended up having a blast, had great times, did stupid things, then because of life and misfortune I had to break up with him/her but are still friends, and times and times we still get back together to do some more crazy/stupid things because we've known each other for so long and the understanding doesn't just wear away. My Eagle reflects that relationship perfectly.
Viper: Bond-mobile wearing the skin of a Ford Crown Victoria (I guess the British equivalence would be Volvo V70). In space.
Cobra:
[video=youtube;66cos8RTooA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66cos8RTooA[/video]
(replace the word "Hammer" in lyrics with "Class-2 Mining Lasers")
Hauler: laughing at all the wannabe explorers grinding for Asps, 24LY at a time.
Lakon Type-6: Literally a flying shipping container with two lasers.
Lakon Type-7: Your heat meter rises so fast whenever you boost/charge FSD, it's like the ship eats a full bowl of hot chili every time before it takes off and the bow of chili is now doing terrible things in its bowel.
Lakon Type-9: Flying a T9 is like Titanic but the other way around. I'm not afraid of running into space ice burgs, I AM THE * SPACE ICEBURG so if you see me thread-needling out of a starport, you'd better get out of my way if you know what's good for ya.
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