If Elite has taught me anything its that the best location for a wedding is within a massive, windowless, industrial frigate in the blackness of space.
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Great for funerals too!
Mine typically involve a preacher dressed like Elvis and a pile of complimentary casino chips after we say the "I do's."Not all marriages include a Bridesmaid.
Everyone knows that the only way to announce your return to civilization is the complete destruction of a wedding cruise.