I hear you ask...
Well, it's as simple equation involving the length of time (rounded to days) since your last day off, multiplied by the amount of people IRL that have wound you up, divided by the actual gaming time you have managed to get (rounded to the nearest hour), multiplied by the amount of people in game that have wound you up, divided by the amount of sausages currently in the fridge.
This can be easily broken down into little chunks. For example, at this particular time, mine reads like so:
TSDO = 7
IRL = 12
PLAY = 15
VTL = 2
SAUS = 4
My Result = 2.8
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If you would like to check your results with this handy (and completely scientifically correct) table below and post both your results and indeed if you have replied to a thread recently like a female dog, that would be very much appreciated.
0.0 - 0.1 (Very unlikely, probable that you are dead)
0.1 - 0.7 (Unlikely, but if the thread relates to something that has nothing to do with the game, like this one, you might respond accordingly)
0.7 - 1.5 (Possible. If your number of virtual is high, then a female dog response can occur)
1.5 - 2.5 (Likely. Any threads involving "Griefing", "PvP", "Balancing", "Polls" and many other trigger words could well send you into a typing rage)
2.5 - 3.5 (Very likely. The work life balance is out of keel, people just wind you up don't they? Well let it all out on the one who can't spell)
3.5 + (Inevitable. Writing at this very moment, veins protruding from that stressed out head. You have my sympathy, not that it matters. You'd shove my sympathy down my throat if it wasn't for this flipping Internet)
(( if any results come back in the minuses, please go back to school ))
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So there we have it. I only decided to document my findings due to the uncontrollable rage I felt while reading a recent post.
Please, if you find yourself above 2.5, take some time off work. Play solo. Talk to nobody.
Many thanks CMDR's
Manalive
Well, it's as simple equation involving the length of time (rounded to days) since your last day off, multiplied by the amount of people IRL that have wound you up, divided by the actual gaming time you have managed to get (rounded to the nearest hour), multiplied by the amount of people in game that have wound you up, divided by the amount of sausages currently in the fridge.
This can be easily broken down into little chunks. For example, at this particular time, mine reads like so:
TSDO = 7
IRL = 12PLAY = 15
VTL = 2SAUS = 4
My Result = 2.8
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If you would like to check your results with this handy (and completely scientifically correct) table below and post both your results and indeed if you have replied to a thread recently like a female dog, that would be very much appreciated.
0.0 - 0.1 (Very unlikely, probable that you are dead)
0.1 - 0.7 (Unlikely, but if the thread relates to something that has nothing to do with the game, like this one, you might respond accordingly)
0.7 - 1.5 (Possible. If your number of virtual
is high, then a female dog response can occur)1.5 - 2.5 (Likely. Any threads involving "Griefing", "PvP", "Balancing", "Polls" and many other trigger words could well send you into a typing rage)
2.5 - 3.5 (Very likely. The work life balance is out of keel, people just wind you up don't they? Well let it all out on the one who can't spell)
3.5 + (Inevitable. Writing at this very moment, veins protruding from that stressed out head. You have my sympathy, not that it matters. You'd shove my sympathy down my throat if it wasn't for this flipping Internet)
(( if any results come back in the minuses, please go back to school ))
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So there we have it. I only decided to document my findings due to the uncontrollable rage I felt while reading a recent post.
Please, if you find yourself above 2.5, take some time off work. Play solo. Talk to nobody.
Many thanks CMDR's
Manalive
