General / Off-Topic How stupid one can be

Jenner

I wish I was English like my hero Tj.
I'd give you an exhaustive list of my own foibles, but it would bust the post character limit on vBulletin.
 
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Making mistakes doesn't make you stupid.

You can be naïve, oblivious, arrogant,... those things cause other people to perceive you as stupid, but as long as you do every mistake just once, it's not stupidity. It's just life.
 

Ian Phillips

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I once made a bet to eat an entire plate of chilli peppers while bragging that i had a fire proof palate. I did the lot with ease.

3 days of sleepless nights, stomach cramps and almost a week of Diarrhea later...

.. it did occur to me that i had been stupid.


Is THAT how you got all those wrinkles on your forehead?
 

verminstar

Banned
Why intelligent people also take stupid decisions ?

Fun perhaps?

Back to my mountain biking days...forget the dangers of charging down mountains, some of us got bored at a race cos of some pathetic and highly unpopular decision that the organizers deemed the course too dangerous because of the week of heavy rain leading upto it.

So we showed them exactly how we felt by inventing a new sport...road bronco. It entails standing on the roof of a van and staying there as long as possible while the van negotiates the worst roads in the county...anything bottling it or using their hands fer more than balance is immediately disqualified.

The local cops and the ambulance crews at the scene were not impressed but we had the mightiest laugh that day and invented a new sport. Dumb as bricks yes but way more fun than being boring...I choose fun and if that comes with a stereotype then Im cool with that...is that supposed to bother me in some way? Im actually quite proud of my stupidity thank ye very much...beats being a boring old fart ^
 
*Remembers a video of people chasing cheese down a hill, looking like they're breaking their necks. A yearly event too.

That may sum up the human race. Dummies chasing cheese, while others look on with bemusement.
 
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I don't get it, the cheese always wins, you'd have thought they would know that by now.

Afterthought: If they used a block of cheese they could start to redress their win ratio,

Afterthought No.2: I wonder if Baby Bells watch this on the tv and say "when I grow up, I wanna be just like him"
 
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