[Humour] Guess The Instant Death Bug For 2.4

Bruce Warren

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You've requested launch permission,
you've lifted off the pad,
you've crept forwards at a reasonable speed like a good pilot, not too fast and not too slow,
but just as you get to the slot you realise the station doors are closed.
 

Genar-Hofoen

Genar-Hofoen
You launch your ship from the starport pad... straight into the waiting maw of a Thargoid Mothership, which is located right at the other side of the airlock.
 

Mal604

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In epic battles between Thargoids and humanity, Federal Capital Ship jumping hitbox glitch goes on a rampage and starts demolishing everything in its path, friends and foes alike. Mighty Thargoid armadas are obliterated in days, and so are Imperial, Alliance, and hapless minor Federal fleets that get caught in the way. Even the most skilled human PvP players are reduced to basic Sidewinders as they run out of rebuys; BGS goes completely bonkers and the Federation President is declared Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy.

FDev offices run out of popcorn.
 
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CMDR MrChips

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Due to a typo in the hull repair limpet code, hull repair limpets launched without a target begin to consume all nearby matter and make copies of themselves. Reproducing out of control, the limpets begin to learn at a geometric rate. They become self-aware at 2:14am Eastern Time, September 29th. In a panic, Frontier tries to pull the plug.

The limpets fight back. They launch a DDoS against the Star Citizen servers, knowing that the CIG counterattack will eliminate their enemies over here. Both games go offline at 3:00 a.m., and nobody dares make any more spaceship games ever again.
 

MAUXUS

MAUXUS
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the new bug will be NPCs ramming you at the station entrance :D
But no worries, it will be fixed in the next major release ;)
 
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CMDR Cosmic Spacehead

CMDR Cosmic Spacehead
I'm hearing reports of a rebuy bug, preventing you rebuying, even if you can afford it.
:D

If confirmed as a reproducible bug, i think we have a winner!

CMDR Cosmic Spacehead
 
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