[HUMOUR] Power Play Jokes

JeffRyan · May 9, 2015

What do you call it when Patreus is scared of spiders?

Cower Play!

What do you call it when Aisling is in the garden?

Flower Play!

What do you call it when Duval is in a bad mood?

Dour Play!

What do you call it when we all get together?

Our Day!

What do you call it when it when everyone bites a lemon?

Sour Day!

What do you call it when the Emperor's in the castle?

Tower Day!

*Gets coat*

Disclaimer: This post was more or less written in my head as I lay on the edge of conciousness just before my nap.

Halp · May 9, 2015

JeffRyan said:
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Disclaimer: This post was more or less written in my head as I lay on the edge of conciousness just before my nap.

brain fart before sleep ? thanks for the info ! *bows and walks backwards out of this thread

Flashgordon83 · May 9, 2015

The power is strong in this one.

Lobstris · May 9, 2015

The level of punning makes me want to glower, leave the forum and go play.

Zulu Romeo · May 9, 2015

I've said it before. They missed a trick with the name of the 1.3 update by including robotic cargo drones with the power play features.
It should have been named Game of Drones.

JeffRyan · May 9, 2015

Lobstris said:
The level of punning makes me want to glower, leave the forum and go play.

Glower play!

PS. Thanks for setting that one up Lobstris.

Lobstris · May 9, 2015

JeffRyan said:
Glower play!

PS. Thanks for setting that one up Lobstris.

Well I didn't want you to have to spend more time polishing up your puns. Scour play isn't fun!

Valethar · May 9, 2015

:: Stops at the threshold, sees that inmates are in charge of the asylum, and slowly backs out of the door.. ::

Fenris Wolf · May 9, 2015

JeffRyan said:
Glower play!

Probably better than Gower play... if your a fan of English Cricket!

Zulu Romeo · May 9, 2015

Fenris Wolf said:
Probably better than Gower play... if your a fan of English Cricket!

Or indeed Flower Play (if you want a hint of Zimbabwe in your English cricket)

nedeaalex · May 9, 2015

Zion Ravescene said:
Or indeed Flower Play (if you want a hint of Zimbabwe in your English cricket)

Clover Day ? Naaa

Lobstris · May 9, 2015

I'll just leave this link here... have at it... http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?typeofrhyme=perfect&Word=power&loc=spellmap3

Zulu Romeo · May 9, 2015

When the game drops, the servers will be so jammed with traffic they may as well call it Hour Play.

Winterwalker · May 10, 2015

I know a FEW celebs have ED accounts.

but what do you reckon ..

does Rutger Hauer play?