[Humour] Upgrades for Alpha old timers

A hot secretary for my hangar, with or without pelvis tilt. I recon if I ask for that in this game too I might double my chances! :p
 
Perhaps a pelvic tilt of a few millimeters

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:D

I have had a physiotherapist sought out my pelvis tilt before.

It hurt. A lot.

Or it may be that he was a sadist, and not a physiotherapist at all . . . I find the distinction between the two to be a bit fuzzy.
 

oomwat

Banned
Cigars, we need cigars ... and a decanter of port gimble mounted to the dash so that it doesn't spill :D
 
Given that everyone seems to be getting an upgrade of some kind, surely those of us who pledged before the end of the Kickstarter should get some kind of upgrade as well? I mean, fair's fair! ;):D

What upgrade do you think we should get?

I'd personally like an upgrade to be able to hot-desk in FDs offices and take part in their in-house testing... ;)

welll nmikey heeeres what you get ....bubcis.....but wait theres more........you get an all included trip to.....sol.......but were not done yet there mikey.......since your such an oldtimer we have....an ED walker for your old butt........alll this can be yours for the price of 1 thank you frontier
 
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