I done gone figured it out.

Gypsy12 · Jul 4, 2017

Yeehaa, as I sit on my bomb and slap it!

Them there Thargoid's... Theys fools. How can they get TV signals in there? Aint it stupid that you build a big Thargoid house, ruin the landscape, and not even put beds to rest in? And theres NO FRIDGE! Don't they know the vaccum of space makes mah beer fizzy?

Got darn it.

At least me and Elroy noticed that when you light the big firecracker thingy up theres has a helluva lota eggs stuck there in the roof.

Theys making an giant ome-lettte for us in that great SPACESHIP of theirs. Now weez tried dumping some Vegtab- Vegtab- Greenery in there, but it just don't work.

Its plain to us, that these here Alien Thingjumies have no taste. Me an Elroy, weze have decided we don't want none of that.

So... Me... Im gonna blow them right back to where they came from. Stopid salad ignorant ganky aliens!

WOOHOO!

VonBlade · Jul 4, 2017

And a happy 4th of July to you too*

*The fourth of July, the one day a year when Americans admit the way they write the date is incorrect and adhere to the British date format.

thebullfrog · Jul 4, 2017

VonBlade said:
And a happy 4th of July to you too*

*The fourth of July, the one day a year when Americans admit the way they write the date is incorrect and adhere to the British date format.

As an American, I genuinely laughed.

But the British date format is still backwards and stupid. Came at me with hardpoints deployed bro

Gypsy12 · Jul 4, 2017

VonBlade said:
And a happy 4th of July to you too*

*The fourth of July, the one day a year when Americans admit the way they write the date is incorrect and adhere to the British date format.

What u talkin bout boy! Its blow aliens up season!

Tom Melegaris · Jul 4, 2017

VonBlade said:
And a happy 4th of July to you too*

*The fourth of July, the one day a year when Americans admit the way they write the date is incorrect and adhere to the British date format.

little to big?

American like to have it large like John Hancock's signature!!

JULY the 4th big to little..

Gypsy12 · Jul 4, 2017

thebullfrog said:
As an American, I genuinely laughed.

But the British date format is still backwards and stupid. Came at me with hardpoints deployed bro

Weez laughed too. shush!!!

dognosh · Jul 4, 2017

thebullfrog said:
As an American, I genuinely laughed.

But the British date format is still backwards and stupid. Came at me with hardpoints deployed bro

You do know everyone does it ddmmyy or yymmdd ? Even canadians, algerians and chinese!

http://calendars.wikia.com/wiki/Date_format_by_country

dognosh · Jul 4, 2017

Tell a lie, albania, belize, Philippines support you yanks in the date format

Theodrid · Jul 4, 2017

thebullfrog said:
As an American, I genuinely laughed.

But the British date format is still backwards and stupid. Came at me with hardpoints deployed bro

Basic formats tend to range from smallest to largest or largest to smallest, not middle, smallest, largest you freaks!

Traveller_GG · Jul 4, 2017

thebullfrog said:
As an American, I genuinely laughed.

But the British date format is still backwards and stupid. Came at me with hardpoints deployed bro

You're the only country to use MDY format and the only country to use Farenheit. Get with the program 'murica.

two quiet suns · Jul 4, 2017

We'll keep our date format and you can keep that huge land mass, seems like a fair deal??

HAPPY SPLITTERS DAY!!

bisador · Jul 4, 2017

Yarp. Happy treason day!

FrodoHobbits · Jul 4, 2017

http://imgur.com/a/NQdQT

cosmo-genesis · Jul 4, 2017

bisador said:
Yarp. Happy treason day!

Lmao

repped for that comment, made me laugh

ChiefRedCloud · Jul 4, 2017

HAPPY Independence Day ....

Chief

Traveller_GG · Jul 4, 2017

cosmo-genesis said:
Lmao

repped for that comment, made me laugh

I always say "Happy Treason Day ungrateful colonials"

Angus · Jul 4, 2017

thebullfrog said:
As an American, I genuinely laughed.

-snip-

Came at me with hardpoints deployed bro

We always do that, its a gesture of respect.

....probably.

Noctover · Jul 4, 2017

thebullfrog said:
As an American, I genuinely laughed.

But the British date format is still backwards and stupid. Came at me with hardpoints deployed bro

Lol how can Day-Month-Year be backward and stupid? Its bottom to top, lowest measurement of time to highest...

Month-Day-Year is just...why?! Start in the middle, go back to the beginning then hit the end! Its like building the middle of a building first, then the foundations, then the top.

Ground up, everyone (except America) knows this

.

Angus · Jul 5, 2017

Well, you say that, but as Noddy once said to Bigears when about to build a house, "Let's put the roof on first, then if it rains we won't get wet."

Surprised Brony · Jul 5, 2017

Noctover said:
Lol how can Day-Month-Year be backward and stupid? Its bottom to top, lowest measurement of time to highest...

Month-Day-Year is just...why?! Start in the middle, go back to the beginning then hit the end! Its like building the middle of a building first, then the foundations, then the top.

Ground up, everyone (except America) knows this .

Because when someone asks the date here, we usually hear this format: "It is July 4th, 2017." Alternatively, we hear: "Uh...*looks at phone*...says July the 4th. Oh, forgot that was today."