I hate Cobras.

Over the course of me trading in my Type-9, I have developed a profound hatred toward Cobras.

So far, I have encountered three types of pirates: one, NPC pirates, which are no problem in most cases unless they're in a Dropship or Clipper and would lead to a rather lengthy battle; and two, the types would ask first then shoot later. Those are either too green and are too caught up in their pirate play, or very experienced and understand the value of the ship, and for the former I would simply open fire, and for the latter, well, they would probably ask again when my hull is at around 10% and at that point I guess I would just drop what they want for the sake of it.

The third type is what I would call "rabid dogs", because they would open fire on sight and would not stop until you explode. And since I'm in a T9 which hauls a massive load, the chance of some my goods surviving is almost guaranteed.

And I hate them. For obvious reasons.

And they're always in Cobras. Of course it's Cobra. Because it's only ship that suits that role. Sidey is too wimpy, Eagle can barely carry anything and Vipers are mostly used by bounty hunters. Those that can afford anything above that probably worked their rear off and understand the labor that goes into those ships.

Because of them, I had to find trade routes that are relatively low-vis with profitability at only 2000Cr per ton per round trip. And whenever I finds a trade route ending in a new system, I'm always fanatically looking around for hollowed signals, and whenever a Cobra pops up my heart begins pounding hard.

I've had two encounters with those that I call rabid dogs. I've run into Cobras that don't really understand what they're doing, and then I run into another one carrying chaff launcher and I got exploded. Total loss around 7 millions. With a burning ball of fury rampaging within, I replaced all my weapons with seeker missiles - fixed weapon in a T9 is impossible, gimbal/turret are junk against chaffs. With five missiles, even if the pirate is carrying Point Defense, there's still a chance at least a couple of missiles will find their ways through.

And today I got interdicted by another one of those rabid dogs. I finally had the chance to test out my new loadout, and I'm very glad to see that after four rounds of alpha-strike his hull was down to 2%, after which I didn't hesitate to go ahead for a fifth. Oh boy it felt good. So good. My shield was gone and my hull was knocked down to 65% but UGH IT FELT GOOD.

Anyway, just letting off some steam.
 
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Try equiping your ship with nothing but heat seekers. 5 missiles fired at fast intervals is usually enough for them to run away like little girls
OR you could just submit, then frameshift away 10 seconds later since the cooldown lessens if you submit over being pulled out of supercruise.

EDIT: skimmed trough the text and didnt see you already outfitted heatseekers.
 
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Hi. :D

I hate type nines. Was trying to scoop up a 100kplus jump trade in my type 6 and someone had rudely bought several hundred tons of fish and all of the alcohol leaving me feeling a cold chill towards the humanity of this smelly hulled alcoholic fishmonger.
 
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Repped for dealing with pirates in a logical way rather than plug pulling or calling greifer.

For what its worth he did call them rabid dogs, which equates them to a sick and damaged animal with no capability of rational thought or anything beyond a compulsion towards random violence.

Not sure if that is better or worse, but it seems apropos. ;)
 
Torpedo's and missiles is a Type-9 cmdr's best friend. Disable flight assist, 4 pips to shields, swing the ship around whilst boosting and unleash hell. They can't escape due to the mass lock :)
 
Torpedo's and missiles is a Type-9 cmdr's best friend. Disable flight assist, 4 pips to shields, swing the ship around whilst boosting and unleash hell. They can't escape due to the mass lock :)

Works with Conda trading kit too, and they turn a lot faster and have better shield strength too. I only fly it on Mobius so have only got a chance to use it against NPCs, but even Dropships just melt.
 
For what its worth he did call them rabid dogs, which equates them to a sick and damaged animal with no capability of rational thought or anything beyond a compulsion towards random violence.

Not sure if that is better or worse, but it seems apropos. ;)

It's fine to slate pirates as long as you're combating them with in game mechanics and not using derogatory insults :)
 
It's fine to slate pirates as long as you're combating them with in game mechanics and not using derogatory insults :)

Well he wasnt really talking about pirates, he was talking about ""rabid dogs", because they would open fire on sight and would not stop until you explode.", and again would you consider being called a rabid dog less of an insult than griefer? That just seems strange to me. Griefer is just a silly made up word that people who were sick of being called carebears came up with.
 
Well he wasnt really talking about pirates, he was talking about ""rabid dogs", because they would open fire on sight and would not stop until you explode.", and again would you consider being called a rabid dog less of an insult than griefer? That just seems strange to me. Griefer is just a silly made up word that people who were sick of being called carebears came up with.

That's perfectly legit, I was bitten by a rabid dog in the 90's, grew massive guns out of my arms and started opening fire on any passing trucks until they blew up. It's a serious condition and only after years of expensive medial treatment and therapy have I been able to integrate back in to society.

The only problem with the term "greifer" is that it's used for genuine game mechanics. Wanted status and shot by a bounty hunter? Greifer! Cargo ship with no shields attacked by a pirate? Greifer! :D
 
And you Sir are the reason why i trade with an full armed and high shielded Anaconda in group or solo.
Why?
Why waste ammo trash talking internet warriors?
 
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At least you didn't hide in solo like some looser...
Congrats on finding a way to deal with your problem.

I had to play in solo this evening. Every time I launched at Orrerve in Open, for some reason the station blew me up for absolutely no reason. I got fed up of this after a couple of times, tried out Solo to see if I could correlate some network issue :D
 
If that's you in your picture you're physically a lot bigger than me but you belittle yourself by bragging about using exploits and encouraging their use against other players :)


Yep. That's me. Though I will admit, that was nearly 3 years ago and immediately after a deployment (aside from shenanigans, working out is about all there is to do most of the time). I make my disconnect jokes in full jest, as the current tensions between PvPers and non PvPers are downright hilarious at this point.
 
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