General / Off-Topic I need cheering up.

[OldSchoolPlayer]

I have religion. You don't. Any questions?

 

[znôrt]

is it a grind to unlock?

 

[Zieman]

Lolwut?

 

[who?]

Jesus, if you don't stop trolling us mortals I'm going to tell your Dad. I speak to him every night. Remember what happened the last time he was off with you??

 

[MottiKhan]

Money is the root of all evil. Send all of yours to me and I'll expunge it of its evil. A significant fraction will be returned to you after a processing fee.

 

[shreddog]

Religion boring? Nonsense
[video=youtube_share;ebk877L4DeU]https://youtu.be/ebk877L4DeU[/video]

 

[Deleted member 110222]

I too have religion.

No, you don't get to join, as I was born into it, selected by the hand of fate.

There is only one soul on Earth who follows what I follow: Me.

Yes, I am being serious. Why do you think I openly believe in magick and the paranormal?

It's definitely closer to pagan theology than anything else, but I've found no evidence anywhere that anyone has experienced what I have. Trust me, it's specific enough to know.

Whether what happens in my head is real, or the ramblings of a lunatic, I shall not know until I fall to my apportioned fate.

 

[Jenner]

 

[Deleted member 110222]

Just dab on it tbh

Something like that.

 

[Jacques d'Orleans]

I have religion. You don't. Any questions?

I have dark lager. You don't. Any questions?

 

[Speedcuffs]

I have dark lager. You don't. Any questions?

How much do you have?

 

[Jacques d'Orleans]

How much do you have?

I'm bavarian, which means I have enough in stock to endure a major world crisis.

 

[Ethaidan]

I have religion. You don't. Any questions?

I think you can get a cream for that. Just try not to infect anyone before you find a cure.

 

[Ian Skippy]

I too have religion.

There is only one soul on Earth who follows what I follow: Me.

Then it isn't a religion, but something you belief in. Religion, by its very definition, is a cultural phenomenon and requires multiple believers.

 

[FrankMurphy]

I have gas.

 

[Deleted member 110222]

Then it isn't a religion, but something you belief in. Religion, by its very definition, is a cultural phenomenon and requires multiple believers.

Eh', you get what I mean.

I have gas.

Same.

 

[Stigbob]

I went to the dentist today.

 

[Jacques d'Orleans]

Religion, by its very definition, is a cultural phenomenon and requires multiple believers.

Cultural phenomenon? Multiple believers? Then beer should be a religion in Bavaria, I assume?

I went to the dentist today.

Poor sod.

 

[Para Handy]

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[video=youtube;PyOl4fPDv-I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyOl4fPDv-I[/video]

 

[Monkey Pants]

Then it isn't a religion, but something you belief in. Religion, by its very definition, is a cultural phenomenon and requires multiple believers.

What! Religion is multiplayer!

I suppose God plays exclusively in Open then