General / Off-Topic I need cheering up.

[K M Butler]

Pie in the sky, by and by.

 

[Vasea Azure]

Dont mix alcohol and antidepressants - I tried and it was bad m..kay?

 

[Ian Skippy]

Cultural phenomenon? Multiple believers? Then beer should be a religion in Bavaria, I assume?

Do you meet together at a fixed location at regular intervals? Is there repetition of some behavior in a way or another? Are there items you attribute special value to? Is there a spiritual connection of sorts? Are certain worldviews being presented?

I think the answer is 'yes'.

 

[Stigbob]

Do you meet together at a fixed location at regular intervals? Is there repetition of some behavior in a way or another? Are there items you attribute special value to? Is there a spiritual connection of sorts? Are certain worldviews being presented?

I think the answer is 'yes'.

Sounds more like my archery club than a religion.

 

[who?]

Sounds more like my archery club than a religion.

Speaking of archery and religion:

- Apples in archery: shooting an apple off your son's head, without killing him.
- Apples in science: apple falling off tree and hitting you on head, teaching you the principle of (and the direction and danger of) gravity.
- Apples in religion: naked woman in garden teasing you with juicy, luscious apple.

Moral of story: religion has the best apples.

 

[Speedcuffs]

Speaking of archery and religion:

- Apples in archery: shooting an apple off your son's head, without killing him.
- Apples in science: apple falling off tree and hitting you on head, teaching you the principle of (and the direction and danger of) gravity.
- Apples in religion: naked woman in garden teasing you with juicy, luscious apple.

Moral of story: religion has the best apples.

Pomegranates.

 

[Strangepork]

I have religion. You don't. Any questions?

Why?

 

[Winterwalker]

I could have had religion ..

but then I got showed the blues!

[video=youtube;_0Dwux6LUG4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0Dwux6LUG4[/video]

 

[EUS]

Get happy, you're one day closer to meeting your maker!

 

[Vasco Sapien]

Money is the root of all evil. Send all of yours to me and I'll expunge it of its evil. A significant fraction will be returned to you after a processing fee.

The prosperity gospel according to Dr MottiKhan. Alllaaaaaaa ohhhhhh jaaaaaa....

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[video=youtube;7y1xJAVZxXg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg[/video]

 

[Vasco Sapien]

[video=youtube;dtW5upD5oW4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtW5upD5oW4[/video]

 

[BulletTrev]

''I need cheering up.
I have religion. You don't. Any questions?''

I don't.
I haven't.

 

[Deleted member 110222]

Get happy, you're one day closer to meeting your maker!

If only you knew what the Maker really was...

 

[Patrick_68000]

I went to the dentist today.

The devil is often hidden in unexpected places.