I really am the worst pirate

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No, that was pretty good!

He'd be alive if he'd just left you be. :p



My last attempt at piracy secures me in atleast the top ten worst pirates.

Attempt 1)
I decided to rob some poor trader T6 NPC.
I forgot hatchbreakers, so I tried to shoot the cargo hatch out...

*Booom*

Attempt 2)
Now with hatch breakers, I attempt to steal T6s cargo.
First, I shoot out it's engines.
Just as it boosts. Towards a planet.
Even at full boost, it's getting away from me.
Several minutes later, it's out of sensor, and visual range, and I have no idea where it may have gone.

Attempt 3)
Trying to steal another T6s cargo, I interdict and drop. Target engines.

Ships spawn. Security I assume. I ignore them and try to disable the T6s engines again.

Then they new ships open fire on my T6.
Turns out they're pirates, and must be doing the same piracy training course as me!
I break off to defend my T6 from certain doom, and quickly dispatch the other pirates.
I turn to reacquire my target.

*Fwip*

I didn't bring a wake scanner.



So final score;
No cargo.
Several assault bounties.
1 murder bounty.
100k in bounty vouchers.
 
The fault lies entirely with the greedy Trader. If he had pulled over and shared his wares with you in the first instance non of this unsightly business would have happened.

Seems to me like a well executed heist.
 
The fault lies entirely with the greedy Trader. If he had pulled over and shared his wares with you in the first instance non of this unsightly business would have happened.

Seems to me like a well executed heist.

"It wasn't my fault, your honour, he shouldn't have fought back." Pretty sure that defence doesn't fly in any court.:D
 
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