General / Off-Topic I took off my boot, and...

[Deleted member 115407]

...a mosquito bit me on my tootsie.

I hate when they do that.

 

[Caramel Clown]

Can we pin this? Most informative thread on this page currently

 

[Deleted member 115407]

Can we pin this? Most informative thread on this page currently

Thanks, Caramel

 

[metatheurgist]

Was it an genetically engineered Mosquito?

 

[Deleted member 115407]

Was it an genetically engineered Mosquito?

Probably, I live in a big city, and we eat alot of GMO foods, and if this mosquito bit someone that ate anti-gay GMO Barilla pasta, and then gave birth to little GMO babies... well, I might shoot spiderwebs out of my butt soon enough, because of "genetic crossover" you know?

 

[Arry]

Eat some garlic every day and they won't come near you. I take tablets in the summer. If you eat the real thing, nothing comes near you, including people.

 

[Arnoldo]

Whilst I do feel some sympathy, there's a separate thread for the 'blame TJ' posts...

 

[Minonian]

Eat some garlic every day and they won't come near you. I take tablets in the summer. If you eat the real thing, nothing comes near you, including people.

You can keep away a lot of things with garlic including pretty girls.