General / Off-Topic "I wish someone would love me as much as this cat loves strawberries"

[Deleted member 110222]

 

[Chris Simon]

Your cat has autism and your strawberries are obviously irradiated.

 

[Patrick_68000]

Do not despair, everything is possible

https://imgur.com/a/YYxHD

 

[Arry]

This must be the weekend of weird threads.

Bran started it with a drunken scribble and now rainbow farts, don't know what a strawberry or a cat looks like.

There must be some new drugs for sale this season.

 

[Deleted member 110222]

Your cat has autism and your strawberries are obviously irradiated.

Save him.

 

[Jenner]

What, I don't even....

 

[Chris Simon]

What, I don't even....

It's odd that you can't even.

 

[Jenner]

It's odd that you can't even.

I can't. Really can't.

 

[Chris Simon]

I can't. Really can't.

Your oddly satisfying confusion is evenly distributed, I see.

.. and on topic - if I weren't abroad, I'd go there and take you out for a pint. Sorry if you feel more down than usual, today. I blame Christmas. They have similar effect on me- of kinda starting to hate the whole planet.

 

[Iskariot]

"I wish someone would love me as much as this cat loves strawberries"

Love is overrated.

 

[SMcA]

Love is overrated.

In some places it is overcharged.

 

[Pyrotiger]

You've got it wrong. That strawberry is actually a parrot. Just had to point that out.

 

[Arry]

You've got it wrong. That strawberry is actually a parrot. Just had to point that out.

So where is Strawberries skateboard?

 

[Deleted member 110222]

You've got it wrong. That strawberry is actually a parrot. Just had to point that out.

But the cat is in fact a cat, yes?

 

[Jenner]

But the cat is in fact a cat, yes?

I see no cat.
I'm so confused!!

 

[metatheurgist]

I see no cat.
I'm so confused!!

You have made the rookie mistake of conflating the picture with the statement.

 

[Arry]

I see no cat.
I'm so confused!!

So, what about this. Pony 1 (rainbow farts) has access to a parrot, they refer to as Cat. Cat loves strawberries and thinks, it has found a giant one.

 

[Iskariot]

I see no cat.

It's a shy cat. It has dressed up as a melon.
I hardly recognized the strawberry in the parrot costume though. Very well done.

 

[starman]

OK Sorry but how is this post acceptable.

 

[Deleted member 110222]

OK Sorry but how is this post acceptable.

Because a parrot resting its head on a watermelon isn't exactly controversial.

And anyone offended by it really shouldn't be on the Internet.