If Frontier made a Football game...

There would be no ball, you'd need to look for it for ever by solving cryptic clues on sticky notes placed on some of the 4 billion spectator seats which all look same....but with brilliant detail

While you search you can trim the lawn, you can use mowers, clippers, razors, or even a pocket knife, but you can also group up and mow together with your friends, sometimes there will be pirates though that will try and steal your grass clippings.....

As a bonus you can sell the grass, or sell the smoking kind on a black market so that you can get a bigger mower, or maybe a stick with a nail in it from a seedy bald mechanic so that you can chase those pesky rogue mowers away.

sounds like you've been smoking lol
 
sounds like you've been smoking lol

hehe :) maybe...or perhaps I've started seeing things after a few good months alone in my Conda, out in the black.....no in the big green grass football field!! scanning spectator seats looking for aliens :D
 
Has no one ever seen the ad Calberg doesn't do X.. but if they did it would be the best X ever..

[video=youtube;xrWRGCz2APY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrWRGCz2APY#t=84[/video] Closest Ive seen to what I was thinking
 
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Hahaha,,, lovin' these analogies :)

AND!!.. when you built the best team and got to the final of the newly created Champions League (powerplay) after 52 weeks of hard slog they would change the rules after you played the final :) - some small rule change like "didnt we say your not allowed to kick the ball anymore!" :)
 
They would decide that players don't want to run from one side of the field to other to get the ball, so they make the ball teleport to the player at the player request.
 
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You'd play on your own for over a year steadily building up a large number of goals and then someone would need some new ships, whilst you were on holiday, and all the people playing for 10 minutes would beat you.
 
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