I'm talking to the local government and DEMAND you invest in SHIELDS

It was a cold night and I was on a trade run. I dropped just outside a station ready to dock; one of those cube ones with the odd large poles coming out either side. I get a bit to close to the poles, that was close, quick MOVE, why don't you have fing warning systems on your station or even fing shields I can bounce off. No, you fools, no shields on your station at all so I plough into it and lose about £260k that was invested in stock I was transporting.

I go to the local station manager after paying the leech insurance company for a replacement for my ship who promptly told me "Sorry sir, we don't insure cargo; beside you should of been looking where you're going". Funny, smart *rse. The manager of the station told me "It's not company policy to wrap the station in cotton wool, you might just want to be a bit more careful next time".

So I've put in a complaint about the cheeky station manager to the local government office and expect them to react soon. I don't pay my fing taxes for nothing (crew mate yells from across the room "But you don't pay your taxes")

SHUT UP.

Spent another 2 hours making the money back. Balls.
 
"Sorry sir, we don't insure cargo; beside you should of been looking where you're going".

i hate to say it, but the station is stationary and its "bits" turn at a constant and predictable rate, (we call them "noob hammers") and im afraid your station mamagers assessment is correct.
it is wise to avoid such stationary hammers of doom. or you risk getting in their way.
(ive also been struck down by the all-mighty noob hammers.. cunningly disguised as a solar panel array on an orbis)
 
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