"I'm Too Sexy" 34th century update

[The Own of Noon]

This is a song my grandpa rupee noon developed - for to explain his genuine old-fashioned good looks, I suppose.

Let us remember that handsome old devil and observe the one year anniversary of his passing.

CMDR rupee noon, 3306-3308
CAUSE OF DEATH: STUMBLED AND FELL OFF THE CATWALK


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I'M TOO SEXY PARODY
3308 by CMDR Frupee Said Rupee

I'm too sexy for my flightsuit
Too sexy for my flightsuit
Doot doot da doot

I'm too sexy for my supratech
If it's no exobiological shock

And I'm too sexy for my manticore
When I use the cutting tool on my remlok

But I'm a CMDR
You know what I mean?
When I tumble F.A. Off to the landing pad, dear

I'm too sexy for my Pilot's Federation License
Too sexy for my license
Mana mana, mana mana

I'm a Pilot
You know what I mean!
And I do little boost through the mailslot

I'M TOO SEXY FOR THIS GAME

 

[Codger]

I can't relate. I've never been too sexy for anything.

 

[The Own of Noon]

This is the original (early 1990s period)

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5mtclwloEQ


Now, don your green wigs if necessary when you sing it out, and, watch out for the changes! ♫𝄞♪

I can't relate. I've never been too sexy for anything.

You can do it, dear ol CMDR Codger. Now, go forth and be too sexy for SOMETHING! ANYTHING!! ha ha