Immersion item

[z993126]

Random mission generation in space needs "We've been trying to contact you about your spaceship's extended warranty".

And the ability to hunt them down and blow them out of the sky.

 

[Ydiss]

"Hello, commander. I've tracked you down to talk to you about your recent accident..."

 

[Bottom Hat]

That would be hilarious! They could add variety in the form of npc accident-scammers, who purposefully try to nudge you around the mailslot, at 99m/s. Not griefers, just pita npcs. It's a crap idea really, but I'll stand by it.

 

[Rat Catcher]

Random mission generation in space needs "We've been trying to contact you about your spaceship's extended warranty".

And the ability to hunt them down and blow them out of the sky.

"Hello, commander. I've tracked you down to talk to you about your recent accident..."

That would be hilarious! They could add variety in the form of npc accident-scammers, who purposefully try to nudge you around the mailslot, at 99m/s. Not griefers, just pita npcs. It's a crap idea really, but I'll stand by it.

All of these tickle my sense of the ridiculous - I'll take them all, thank you, no need to wrap them

 

[Vandaahl]

Whats wrong with the current "I've never seen the whole family together!"?

 

[Danieros]

Hey there, long-lost cousin! Remember about our childhood together in $systemname? You see... I'm in some kind of deep trouble now but I let them know you'd never let them harm me because of my 500 million debt. Here they come!

 

[Bottom Hat]

Hey there, long-lost cousin! Remember about our childhood together in $systemname? You see... I'm in some kind of deep trouble now but I let them know you'd never let them harm me because of my 500 million debt. Here they come!

I'm suspecting you may be a Nigerian prince?

 

[z993126]

"We've been trying to contact you about your vehicle's extended warranty..."
OH WHY THE HECK NOT, I'LL BITE
"what is the make, model, and year of your vehicle?"
"Lakon Diamondback Explorer 3306"
"what is the year of your vehicle?"
"3306."
"when did you purchase your vehicle?"
"thirty. three. oh. six."
click

Oh well, I tried.

 

[N3rd Murd3r3r]

 

[Chaparral]

I would be fine getting spammed by the Lave radio ads or their equivalent when coming into station range.

 

[here_it_comes]

Telemarketing . . . telemarketing never changes.

 

[insanephoton]

And to think that I was only worried about the potential of squeegee merchants arriving with Odyssey.

 

[Sublime]

“I’ve been looking for you... got something I’m supposed to deliver... your hands only...”

 

[Kathryn Kando]

Random mission generation in space needs "We've been trying to contact you about your spaceship's extended warranty".

And the ability to hunt them down and blow them out of the sky.

"CONGRATULATIONS! You've qualified for the Platinum Credit Card! Get a Cobra Mk IV free for your 2year subscription...."
I don't want see/hear that in the chat, it is immersion done wrong.

I've always wondered if Frontier considered a totally free verision of ED with ads being pushed to your chat by RL companies. And now you sort of give them the idea this could be acceptable.

 

[Ferry_25]

Throw in callers about amazing energy contracts and lotteries while you're at it.