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Darren Grey

Darren Grey
Wagar Wages War of Love
Could Stabler be Stroud and Wagar's lovechild?!

This is Darren Grey reporting the latest Galaxy Goss from the Prism system! In the latest development in this heated escalation of tensions the paternity of John Stabler has been called into question. Could he, it is asked, be the secret love-child of a union between Wagar and Stroud? Is this war one of bickering parents over their child's affection?

We don't have the answers, but we do have the questions! So far neither Wagar nor Stroud have commented on this fresh from the press information. Just what are they hiding!?

In other news, is Kate Russell half-Thargoid? Could psykokow be plotting a onesie revolution? Just what species is Michael Brookes? All these questions and more - after the break on Galaxy Goss!
 

Maxeren

Maxeren
Darren Grey said:
Wagar Wages War of Love
Could Stabler be Stroud and Wagar's lovechild?!

This is Darren Grey reporting the latest Galaxy Goss from the Prism system! In the latest development in this heated escalation of tensions the paternity of John Stabler has been called into question. Could he, it is asked, be the secret love-child of a union between Wagar and Stroud? Is this war one of bickering parents over their child's affection?

We don't have the answers, but we do have the questions! So far neither Wagar nor Stroud have commented on this fresh from the press information. Just what are they hiding!?

In other news, is Kate Russell half-Thargoid? Could psykokow be plotting a onesie revolution? Just what species is Michael Brookes? All these questions and more - after the break on Galaxy Goss!
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Brilliant! :D
 

drew

drew
@Lave Radio.

Suggest we bury hatchet, Galaxy Goss is a foe beyond both of us...

Imperial Fleet.... stand down.

Cheers,

Senator Drew.
 

Darren Grey

Darren Grey
Do you have anything to say about these accusations, Mr Wagar? Just what are your feelings towards Allen Stroud?! The public demand the truth!
 

Oss133

Oss133
Dear Sirs,

I recently purchased a pack of your Men's One-Size-Fits-All Incontinence Pants from an outlet in Slough. I am writing to you now to inform you that I have found them to be wholly inadequate and will NOT be making a further purchase of your product.

I enclose the faulty item for your appraisal and I am sure you will agree that the situation is quite unsatisfactory.

I look forward to your response and hope that we can come to some agreeable compensatory recompense.

I also hope that I have addressed this letter correctly as the print on the packet is rather small.

Yours damply,

M Perialscum
 

Jenner

I wish I was English like my hero Tj.
Jenner
oss133 said:
Dear Sirs,

I recently purchased a pack of your Men's One-Size-Fits-All Incontinence Pants from an outlet in Slough. I am writing to you now to inform you that I have found them to be wholly inadequate and will NOT be making a further purchase of your product.

I enclose the faulty item for your appraisal and I am sure you will agree that the situation is quite unsatisfactory.

I look forward to your response and hope that we can come to some agreeable compensatory recompense.

I also hope that I have addressed this letter correctly as the print on the packet is rather small.

Yours damply,

M Perialscum
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I loled. :D
 

Commander Thane

Commander Thane
There is an old Earth idiom which I believe may be appropriate.

Venite huc et peric|itamini si vos satis duros censetis.*

*really, forum machine?! We're censoring latin, now?
 

drew

drew
It's effectively "Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough." ;)

To which the retort is of course...

Si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses.

:D

Cheers,

Drew.

ps. Rustling up my O-Level Latin (yes O-Levels, Commander Stroud!)
 
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