*Stupid.
So, a load of things have been bugging me, and I'd like some answers!
1) Why Do Old People Just Stop In The Way For No Reason?
Anywhere you go, watch them. They will at some point, find the most inconvenient place to stop, and stop. Usually a doorway, or narrow isle. They don't do anything while they're stopped, they just stop. Why?!
2) Why Don't Cyclists Change Gear?
I see this all the time. You're driving (or also cycling) downhill, and a cyclist is in front peddling at about 1000rpm, but still not really moving. Personally, a downhill stretch is time for speeeeeeeeed! I change to the highest gear, and off I go, usually breaking the speed limit, while requiring no extra effort. It's fun, and absolutely the best part of cycling. So why insist on staying in a low gear, and not actually let gravity do the hard bit?
3) Why Don't People Hold Their Phones Out Flat In Front Of Their Mouths, When On Loudspeaker?
You look ridiculous. The point of loudspeaker is that you can not be near your phone, but still talk and listen. Also, why do you have walk along holding your phone out like you're about to eat a pizza slice, on loudspeaker, instead of just using it normally?
4) Why Must Some People Play Music Via Their Loudspeaker, In Public?
That's what headphones were invented for. No one else wants to hear your God awful music from a crappy loudspeaker!
That is all.
(Feel free to add your own!)
CMDR Cosmic Spacehead
