General / Off-Topic In California, grandpa's ashes were in the cookies

[Patrick_68000]

American schoolgirl claims to have made cookies by incorporating her grandfather's ashes into the recipe before being served them to classmates, the police said on Wednesday.

Some students did not know the presence of human ashes in the sugar cookies ...

... but others "were warned and consumed them all the same"

 

[Deleted member 110222]

Forever more, those kids are cannibals, no matter how you look at it.

What a time to be alive!

 

[Flimley]

All consumers of cookies will now begin to act like grandpa !

Flimley

 

[Ian Phillips]

To make them extra crunchy?

 

[Patrick_68000]

To make them extra crunchy?

Indeed ! Some students have detected grains of gray color in the biscuits and said "the grains crunched like when we eat the sand"

 

[Lora Craft69]

Warning, this site uses cookies and grandpa's ashes.

 

[Morbad]

Odds of ashes from a creamated corpse causing any actual illness to anyone ingesting a small quantity is next to zero.

Odds of bad eggs, insufficient cooking time, poor hygiene, or post production contamination resulting in problems are much higher.

That most people would balk at the former without even considering the later is insanity.

 

[Cmdr Eagleboy]

Yeah, thing is "claimed". I don't believe that story one bit

 

[Gun Star]

So i wasnt eating someones grandma while eating these?

Now I feel cheated!

 

[Ian Skippy]

Who cares. The vast majority of the ashes are just burned wood anyway, only a minuscule part is eradicated human. 5/7, would eat again.

So i wasnt eating someones grandma while eating these?

Depends on what you mean. There was no grandma in the cookies, in any case.

 

[Patrick_68000]

Warning, this site uses cookies and grandpa's ashes.

It seemed to me that it had a bitter taste sometimes.

 

[Patrick_68000]

So i wasnt eating someones grandma while eating these?



Now I feel cheated!

The photo of the grandma on the package changes for each package ?

 

[Iron Golem]

American schoolgirl claims to have made cookies by incorporating her grandfather's ashes into the recipe before being served them to classmates, the police said on Wednesday.

Some students did not know the presence of human ashes in the sugar cookies ...

... but others "were warned and consumed them all the same"

Go into any convenience store in america and take a good look at what's actually on the roller grill... Ill take grandpas cookies any day.

 

[Vasco Sapien]

Cookies approved by Detective Thorn.

 

[Patrick_68000]

Go into any convenience store in america and take a good look at what's actually on the roller grill... Ill take grandpas cookies any day.

McDonald's also ?

 

[metatheurgist]

So i wasnt eating someones grandma while eating these?

Now I feel cheated!

You gotta remember that a certain amount of elements floating around on earth at one stage were part of a person so there's chance that you've eaten part of someone already.

 

[Patrick_68000]

You gotta remember that a certain amount of elements floating around on earth at one stage were part of a person so there's chance that you've eaten part of someone already.

I think of all my cats who are buried in the garden and all the fruit jams that I make every year.

 

[Starbreaker]

That's one way of doing it. Ingesting your ancestors has been a very important thing throughout history...

[video=youtube_share;qEkIg2n8Dzw]https://youtu.be/qEkIg2n8Dzw[/video]

 

[Jacques d'Orleans]

American schoolgirl claims to have made cookies by incorporating her grandfather's ashes into the recipe before being served them to classmates, the police said on Wednesday.

Some students did not know the presence of human ashes in the sugar cookies ...

... but others "were warned and consumed them all the same"

Surely not as bad as Kentucky Fried Cockroaches (what do you think the C stands for?).