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Felicia Winters, while your efforts to fracture the Federation may be considered puzzling or opaque or even just uninteresting by some, they are clear and obvious to some others. Happily, an easy solution has been discovered that does not involve painful soul searching, or amateur espionage, or grist milling, or other extraordinary means.

A population of humanity has been uncovered that could provide a suitable empire for you to master - a more suitable empire than you will find anywhere in Federation space for reasons that may become obvious. This population is several hundred million lightyears distant. Bare transport will be provided, the details of which to be made available. For an additional fee, which you may find exorbitant, you may also take one aide (willing or unwilling according to your preference). You will be arriving with only personal goods and instruments (and possibly those of your aide). Given the ease with which you have risen to accountability in this realm, it should be trivial to dominate the next - even starting from the street itself.

Though it appears you have taken a strong stand against "domestic surveillance" or similar publicly traded concepts, it should be trivial for you to acquire a suitable Tomlinson key to explore this further; several are present and any one of which will be pleased to arrange the details of this adventure. This offer will stand for one exact year from this date, according to your personal reference frame or that of your chief aide, whichever is apparently shortest upon meeting the edge of the event.
 
If by your second line you mean to imply that she is "on her best behavior" or "minding her manners" then your statement is difficult to parse. If you mean something other than that then it becomes unintelligible and cannot be parsed at all.

This information is for your own usage - perhaps it will assist if you intend your message to be understood by the general assembly of peers which is by default party to it.
 
Felicia Winters, while your efforts to fracture the Federation may be considered puzzling or opaque or even just uninteresting by some, they are clear and obvious to some others. Happily, an easy solution has been discovered that does not involve painful soul searching, or amateur espionage, or grist milling, or other extraordinary means.

A population of humanity has been uncovered that could provide a suitable empire for you to master - a more suitable empire than you will find anywhere in Federation space for reasons that may become obvious. This population is several hundred million lightyears distant. Bare transport will be provided, the details of which to be made available. For an additional fee, which you may find exorbitant, you may also take one aide (willing or unwilling according to your preference). You will be arriving with only personal goods and instruments (and possibly those of your aide). Given the ease with which you have risen to accountability in this realm, it should be trivial to dominate the next - even starting from the street itself.

Though it appears you have taken a strong stand against "domestic surveillance" or similar publicly traded concepts, it should be trivial for you to acquire a suitable Tomlinson key to explore this further; several are present and any one of which will be pleased to arrange the details of this adventure. This offer will stand for one exact year from this date, according to your personal reference frame or that of your chief aide, whichever is apparently shortest upon meeting the edge of the event.

The offer is rescinded. Sect. Winters once again has the well regard of those who stand also as titans of the realm, and may the far home that offered her unto the world forgive them their comedy. Such travel arrangement may be requested still should the need arise, and in better company.
 
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