General / Off-Topic Inderdiction vs Intercourse

Quddus

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Trying to protect young'uns from inappropriate content hence the slightly subtle title.

100% true story though: I got married 6 months ago and as quite a traditional, 'religious' freak, haha, I/we 'waited' till marriage so of course it's all fun and games in that department...

However since purchasing this game I've been finding myself in the rather awkward position of having choose between Elite or going upstairs early, if you catch my drift.

I mean, all is well and good upstairs (and downstairs!) but you know, ahem, sometimes there are bigger voids to explore than me beloved's.

Do others have this issue? Is this a bad sign? Should I quit Elite for a bit!!? :eek:
 

BBcokeley

BBcokeley
Quddus said:
Trying to protect young'uns from inappropriate content hence the slightly subtle title.

100% true story though: I got married 6 months ago and as quite a traditional, 'religious' freak, haha, I/we 'waited' till marriage so of course it's all fun and games in that department...

However since purchasing this game I've been finding myself in the rather awkward position of having choose between Elite or going upstairs early, if you catch my drift.

I mean, all is well and good upstairs (and downstairs!) but you know, ahem, sometimes there are bigger voids to explore than me beloved's.

Do others have this issue? Is this a bad sign? Should I quit Elite for a bit!!? :eek:
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all things in moderation, im the same, I spend about 2-3hrs while the Mrs's watches her stuff (emerdale, coronation St., eastenders and dinner date << god knows why women like these things), then its time for some films/series just general quality time with her, she actually prefers this, but then again my comp sits in the living room so technically im still there, in body at least
 

Marc Alexander

Marc Alexander
To. Much. Information.



Actually, maybe it would help to introduce your wife to the 'other women' (your ship)?
 
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Quddus

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Haha ok guys didn't mean to offend, was meant as a partly amusing tongue in cheek light hearted thread, albeit true! :p

Mods if you think this is inappropriate please remove I won't mind (!)

Peace :)

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Marc Alexander said:
To. Much. Information.



Actually, maybe it would help to introduce your wife to the 'other women' (your ship)?
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Hehe :) :)

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BBcokeley said:
all things in moderation, im the same, I spend about 2-3hrs while the Mrs's watches her stuff (emerdale, coronation St., eastenders and dinner date << god knows why women like these things), then its time for some films/series just general quality time with her, she actually prefers this, but then again my comp sits in the living room so technically im still there, in body at least
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Thanks buddy appreciate the serious post! :)
 

Frank

Frank
It sounds like you've got too much on your plate. I could come over and give you a hand. When I get there you can tell me which task you want me to help out with.
 

666

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perhaps you could ask your wife to help you pass the time during the next 15 min supercruise to an outlying station...

and join the 'million mile high club'
 

Quddus

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Nutter said:
I suggest you take your joystick upstairs :)
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Not sure it's practical really, my equipment is far too big and cumbersome.

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Frank said:
It sounds like you've got too much on your plate. I could come over and give you a hand. When I get there you can tell me which task you want me to help out with.
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Very good. I'm not sure I'm into a helping hand though... not from a guy anyway....

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666 said:
perhaps you could ask your wife to help you pass the time during the next 15 min supercruise to an outlying station...

and join the 'million mile high club'
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Great idea. Will get her on board!
 
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