Its an old joke
marcus sat in the bar at charrener he had had a couple , not too many was feeling unusually socialble so he looked across to the guy sitting three stools down , he had noticd earlier that the guy looked like he had fallen out of a cargo hold , as marcus met his gaze the guy was gingerly examining the bridge of his nose with his head tilted back slighly , marcus could see two cotton swabs , one up each nostril it looked like the guy had shoved them up there to stem a heavy bleed . there were two deep purple circles surrounding both eyes and his left eyebrow was so swollen it looked like it had stiches in it , looks fine marcus said to the guy nice n straight like , at this the guy put his head down and looked at marcus , deciding he looked rough ennough not to tell him to mind his own buisness the guy introduced himself , so man what the hell happend / pirates? purple mafia? what?
the wife ....
what ? you heard be it was the wife , he meant to say heard me but the cototn wooll made it come out as be , marcus ordered two lavian brandies and slid one to the guy and said must be one hell of a woman to do that to a big guy like you !
yeah well i kinda asked for it he said
ho? wanna tell me what happened ?
hmm i dont know its kinda personal the guy said
cmon dude its bar talk who am i gonna tell ? at this the guy told marcus the whole story marcus threw his head back roaring with laughter a deep gutteral belly laugh as contatigos as it was loud . people looked up marcus became concious of the attention he had drew to himself and stifled the laugh dam buddy i thought i had a " way" with women you got balls buddy ill give ya that , you still have em right? .....
after that encounter marcus was in a jockular mood and much as he hated to admit it he enjoyed it but hell he had a rep and an image to maintian so he couldent walk around grinning like a fool all day , must remeber to try out what the guy had told him though "the buckaroo position" it sounded like fun , appart form getting the broken nose and two black eyes . hmmm marcus mind started racing there was always the delacy twins , daughters of the delacy foundatin president, also delacy aerospace industries......it could work . you tell her youve heard of this great new sexual position , it makes the female have the ultimate pleasure its called the buckaroo position and apparently it goes like this . you mount her from the back doggy style and get to it , then you grab her by the hair and pull her head back gently , and whisper in her ear " your sister is much better at this " then you hold on for grim death for as long as you can stay on . YEEEE HAAAA ride em cowboy !
marcus sat in the bar at charrener he had had a couple , not too many was feeling unusually socialble so he looked across to the guy sitting three stools down , he had noticd earlier that the guy looked like he had fallen out of a cargo hold , as marcus met his gaze the guy was gingerly examining the bridge of his nose with his head tilted back slighly , marcus could see two cotton swabs , one up each nostril it looked like the guy had shoved them up there to stem a heavy bleed . there were two deep purple circles surrounding both eyes and his left eyebrow was so swollen it looked like it had stiches in it , looks fine marcus said to the guy nice n straight like , at this the guy put his head down and looked at marcus , deciding he looked rough ennough not to tell him to mind his own buisness the guy introduced himself , so man what the hell happend / pirates? purple mafia? what?
the wife ....
what ? you heard be it was the wife , he meant to say heard me but the cototn wooll made it come out as be , marcus ordered two lavian brandies and slid one to the guy and said must be one hell of a woman to do that to a big guy like you !
yeah well i kinda asked for it he said
ho? wanna tell me what happened ?
hmm i dont know its kinda personal the guy said
cmon dude its bar talk who am i gonna tell ? at this the guy told marcus the whole story marcus threw his head back roaring with laughter a deep gutteral belly laugh as contatigos as it was loud . people looked up marcus became concious of the attention he had drew to himself and stifled the laugh dam buddy i thought i had a " way" with women you got balls buddy ill give ya that , you still have em right? .....
after that encounter marcus was in a jockular mood and much as he hated to admit it he enjoyed it but hell he had a rep and an image to maintian so he couldent walk around grinning like a fool all day , must remeber to try out what the guy had told him though "the buckaroo position" it sounded like fun , appart form getting the broken nose and two black eyes . hmmm marcus mind started racing there was always the delacy twins , daughters of the delacy foundatin president, also delacy aerospace industries......it could work . you tell her youve heard of this great new sexual position , it makes the female have the ultimate pleasure its called the buckaroo position and apparently it goes like this . you mount her from the back doggy style and get to it , then you grab her by the hair and pull her head back gently , and whisper in her ear " your sister is much better at this " then you hold on for grim death for as long as you can stay on . YEEEE HAAAA ride em cowboy !