Have you been naughty or nice, you know Fdev have to check their list twice, then QA it and then put it through Beta, at least 5 times ;-)
General / Off-Topic Its like waiting for santa...
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Have you been naughty or nice, you know Fdev have to check their list twice, then QA it and then put it through Beta, at least 5 times ;-)
verminstar
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Dear santa, tooth fairy and fairy godmother...my car needs two new tyres and the tax is up at the end of the month...and I need to eat at least once every 2 days. Now Im fairly sure I can cover the boring trivial stuff, but would be most grateful if ye could gift to me just one little thing that would make me so happy. I promise the rest of my natural teeth, and a twice repaired plastic denture to the tooth fairy. Fairy godmother, Ive been on my hands and knees long enough doing the...erm...what ye told me to do, and I have my pumpkin and several mouse ready...couple have broken necks from the traps but they still alive...mostly...I think...
Santa, Ive been really good this year. Ive managed not to beat my teenage daughter to a pulp this year, despite huge temptations at times, paid all my bills and some of my taxes and not once have I went over the speed limit while driving...video evidence or it never happened btw...
Please please please buy me mass effect andromeda and dont leave me here this week...a fate worse than death!
Why do you punish me lord? Was it that time I...yeah could be that actually but that was hours ago and I was good yesterday...mostly...
Failure will comply in santa getting his legs broke the next time they appear in my chimney which is just a disguise fer a furnace, ho ho now ye fat (beeeep)
Ill expose the fairy godmother as the 58 yr old drag queen who was big in the 80s, but fell on hard time in the 90s...
And I keep the busted stained dentures and start brushing my laughing tackle 5 times a day ^
Santa, Ive been really good this year. Ive managed not to beat my teenage daughter to a pulp this year, despite huge temptations at times, paid all my bills and some of my taxes and not once have I went over the speed limit while driving...video evidence or it never happened btw...
Please please please buy me mass effect andromeda and dont leave me here this week...a fate worse than death!
Why do you punish me lord? Was it that time I...yeah could be that actually but that was hours ago and I was good yesterday...mostly...
Failure will comply in santa getting his legs broke the next time they appear in my chimney which is just a disguise fer a furnace, ho ho now ye fat (beeeep)
Ill expose the fairy godmother as the 58 yr old drag queen who was big in the 80s, but fell on hard time in the 90s...
And I keep the busted stained dentures and start brushing my laughing tackle 5 times a day ^
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Oh damn. "Pw2sex1m" = Pway 2 Sex 1 Martian !!!!!Had to be done...
Good lord, I'm being pawned off by Elmer Fudd via subliminal Internet links!
Laugh and add Talley to another childhood ruined?
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Minonian
Banned
Only no one knows when he arrives...
Sigh.
Edit: I am 33 and still, very much a child.
I heard growing up was a trap.
[video=youtube;pWBjl-jPcVM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWBjl-jPcVM[/video]
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Nah, i don't and neither no one else. To some people, and event, you can wait until the end of the time...
So i'd rather find something else. Because honestly? There are just no point.
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Minonian
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Minonian
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Too easy too good to be true, commonly oblivious.
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