General / Off-Topic I've started getting hair inside my nose.

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Is this it? Is this where everything starts going downhill?
 
That's just the beginning - it gets even better...

Start stocking up on ointment and lotions
 
you know you are gettin old when your short haired random number generators arent short haired anymore
 
Hair gets lazy, it stops trying to reach the top of your head and takes the first exit it can find, ie Nose, ears. (At 61 years old I speak from experience).
 
You've stumbled onto a little well known fact of men's hair growth; like birds migrate, men's hair follicles migrate North to South, only it's more on a permanent basis.
 
IMHO that depends on whose hair is getting inside your nose.

I was going to say "Whose hair?" but you beat me to it.............

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Although the changing hair patterns of aging men is more than disconcerting, I would point out that there have been other improvements for the newly aged male, boxer briefs come to mind!
 

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Nothing else beats a hangover like ripping them out with yer fingernails...really gives ye a jolt as though someone threw ice water into yer face just as yer brain is about to drift into sheep counting land again.

Dont do it when yer driving though, even to keep ye awake...itll wake ye up alright but ye wont see a damned thing fer the tears streaming down yer rosy reds.

Oh and if ye have any teeth left that werent made in a lab, then enjoy it while it lasts...cos it wont last.

One the advantages of old age is that yer doctor will give ye just about whatever ye want to shut ye up and make ye go away, so saturday night entertainment gets a lot cheaper...had to buy this stuff when I was younger ^
 
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