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strangest job interview request I had was to tell a joke lol.
Luckily, although crap at remembering jokes, I remembered this one;
"when is a door not a door?.... when it's ajar :)"
 
I think by that definition only anarchy can truly be considered to allow 'real freedom'. And anarchy is, at best, a transition period between two more stable societal structures.

In other news, just got a call. Apparently a new job for the same function opened as someone from the team moved away. They asked if I wanted it. I asked my soon-to-be team leader about my answer to the 'dream job' question. Apparently it made a positive impression, and was written down as 'a creative and humorous answer to a non-question'.

So slave or no slave, I'll be expected to be at the office starting march 1st. :p

Good work Agent Sleutelbos! No more being a p-whipped kept boy, now you have a slim chance at being your own man! I bet your girlfriend is going to be really happy to come home for once and not see you kicked back on the couch with one hand scrummaging around in a bowl of cheetos and the other absently stroking your suspiciously glowing orange joystick:)
 
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I think by that definition only anarchy can truly be considered to allow 'real freedom'. And anarchy is, at best, a transition period between two more stable societal structures.

In other news, just got a call. Apparently a new job for the same function opened as someone from the team moved away. They asked if I wanted it. I asked my soon-to-be team leader about my answer to the 'dream job' question. Apparently it made a positive impression, and was written down as 'a creative and humorous answer to a non-question'.

So slave or no slave, I'll be expected to be at the office starting march 1st. :p

Excellent news...more tax payers are always a good thing fer me...they allow me to spend all day playing games and eating garbage :p

On a serious note though, Id cut off my right hand fer the chance to work again...I miss it terribly and not just cos the money aspect. Most I get to do nowadays is volunteer driver of the minibus fer the MS society on daytrips cos Im the only one with the licence to drive the thing
 
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