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"Did you already get your school certificat?", the father asks his son. "For sure", the son says, " I gave it to Andreas. He wanted to shock his parents."
"Why you are so sad this morning?", Monika asks his girlfriend. "You know", the girlfriend says", I´ve read a really sad end of a book". "What was it for a book?", Monika asks. "My savings book".
"Why you are so sad this morning?", Monika asks his girlfriend. "You know", the girlfriend says", I´ve read a really sad end of a book". "What was it for a book?", Monika asks. "My savings book".
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Since its soon to be Christmas
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not?
Because it wasn't raining!
Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not?
Because it wasn't raining!
Why couldn't ride Dave a bike? (It is a dry joke.)
Because he is a rock! [squeeeeee][squeeeeee]
LOL [noob]
;.)))
A bird pair is sitting on a tree and is observing how a turtle is crawling and recrawling up the tree and tries to fly. But the turtle has no success. It always falls down and then tries for another time to fly. After a while the female bird says to its male bird: " Darling, I think we should finally tell Paula that she is adopted."
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Joël
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Hahaha, poor turtle... Nice one! [up]
More to come! Just want to keep up the mood of the developers and the forum members [noob]
Joël
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Yeah, good job! Keep them coming [noob] it puts a smile on my face
Thanks [money]
"I quit!", screams Mr. Cellar coming out from the office of the chief.
"But why?" - "He called me the biggest idiot of the whole city."
- "So what?", calms down his colleague, "we are living here in Hernscity with only 4000 people. But imagine, working in Manchester, I would quit too."
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Two burglars are in a high rise just stealing, as on of them hears the siren of the police, he says to the other one "Hurry up, police is coming, jump out of the window!" - "But we are on the 13th floor". "Oh man", the first one says, "there´s no time for superstition right now ." [happy]
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Did she call you a thousand times?
Mrs. Economize goes to the pet shopin order to buy a goldfish. "Hello, how much is this goldfish?". - "It costs 9 pounds!" - "Whaaaat,... so I prefer buying a silverfish!"[happy]
good one
good one
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Joël
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Let them do smell a poopy! [noob]
It's a Dutch saying translated literally to English, which may look funny if you are unaware of this. The meaning of this saying in English would be something like: we will show them something that will surpass them. The Dutch saying is: we laten ze wel een poepje ruiken. I hope this contribution made you smile [happy]
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I Don't want to be rude but isn't it: "Let them smell a fart"?
Joël
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No worries Coen, your not rude [happy]. Because it it litteraly translated from Dutch, it may become slightly different in English than what we Dutchies know is the Dutch phrase. Our family uses 'poepje ruiken', so I used 'smell a poopy', but maybe other Dutchies use 'scheet', so it could be 'fart'... It depends on what you prefer I guess [money]
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Your welcome Palfro. Now the monkey comes out of the sleeve! [noob]