Khan Noonien Singh: Materials Trader!

TheSisko

TheSisko
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"I will agree to give you 4 units of Cracked Industrial Firmware, if, if, you agree to give me 12 units of Anomalous Bulk Scan Data."
"Anomalous Bulk Scan Data? What's that?"
"Don't insult my intelligence, Kirk!"
"Khan, how do we know you'll keep your word?"
"Oh, I've given you no word to keep, Admiral. In my judgement, you simply have no alternative. Unless you pray to RNGus."
"...I see your point."

:p
 

Daniel Cloudsifter

Daniel Cloudsifter
TheSisko said:
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"I will agree to give you 4 units of Cracked Industrial Firmware, if, if, you agree to give me 12 units of Anomalous Bulk Scan Data."
"Anomalous Bulk Scan Data? What's that?"
"Don't insult my intelligence, Kirk!"
"Khan, how do we know you'll keep your word?"
"Oh, I've given you no word to keep, Admiral. In my judgement, you simply have no alternative. Unless you pray to RNGus."
"...I see your point."

:p
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"Admiral?" <pause> "Admiral?"
"Khan, the upgrade has smashed our inventory. We need more time to grind"
"Grind time is a luxury you don't have, Admiral"
 

TheSisko

TheSisko
Kirk: "Khan... Khan, you've got Cracked Industrial Firmware, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Khan. You're going to have to come down here. You're going to have to come down here!"

Khan: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've denied you Cracked Industrial Firmware. And I wish to go on denying you Cracked Industrial Firmware. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left my Gunship - equipped for all eternity with a Grade 3 Charge Enhanced Power Distributor! Grade 3. Grade 3....."

Kirk: "KHAAANNNN!"
 

TheSisko

TheSisko
Faybs said:
... I now want a Ricardo Montalban voice pack. That or a rich Corinthian leather seat for my Dolphin.
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Haha, Khan reading Galnet Audio! Please FD! Make this happen!

Bryan K said:
This is the first thread to make me smile today. Thank you, OP. :)
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You're welcome (ditto to the reppers). With all the doom talk about 3.0 I thought some humour was in order. :)
 
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kofeyh

kofeyh
TheSisko said:
Kirk: "Khan... Khan, you've got Cracked Industrial Firmware, but you don't have me. You were going to kill me, Khan. You're going to have to come down here. You're going to have to come down here!"

Khan: "I've done far worse than kill you. I've denied you Cracked Industrial Firmware. And I wish to go on denying you Cracked Industrial Firmware. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left my Gunship - equipped for all eternity with a Grade 3 Charge Enhanced Power Distributor! Grade 3. Grade 3....."

Kirk: "KHAAANNNN!"
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<3 this is the best - thank you! :D
 
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