General / Off-Topic Let's Have A Debate .... The Best Choice For Your Last Meal Before (Hypothetical) Execution

Alien

Alien
Ok, First, this scenario is hypothetical, meaning it's not going to happen (I'm fairly sure no-one reading this is on death row).
Also, I seem to remember that the US penitentiary no longer lets inmates specify a last meal.

BUT, IF THEY DID, AND YOU COULD CHOOSE YOUR LAST MEAL, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

Me? Probably a steak, cooked how I like it (no, I'm not going to say how I like it, that will just start a world war over the best doneness for a steak). And I'd want Dwarf Bread from Discworld, and they can't execute me until I've eaten every last bit of dwarf bread.

Ok, ok, non-existent fantasy foods are not allowed, but I had to try.

So a steak, buttery mashed potatoes, minted peas ... and some mint chocolate chip ice cream.

What would Your last meal be?
 

Achtung-Goomba

Achtung-Goomba
So my last thoughts would be of home, I’d have a parmo. Traditional pork escalope, breaded and deep fried, smothered in bechamel and topped with cheddar cheese and grilled to perfection. Served with chips (or fries if you like...) and a nice side salad; not necessarily for eating, but just to make you feel better about all that cheese. Though I suppose it doesn’t matter all that much if it’s your last meal...

For the true homeland experience the only condiment that will do is garlic sauce. No, it’s not garlic mayonnaise, it’s not got mint or cucumber or anything frivolous in like that. It has only two components; ‘garlic’, and ‘sauce’, and looks somewhat like garlic mayo would except it carries a corrosive warning label and if you don’t stink of it three days later it wasn’t strong enough.

And then I can die happy!
 

Morbad

Morbad
Something that requires a knife to eat so I'd get one last opportunity to take one (maybe more, if I'm lucky) of the state employees complicit in my murder down with me.

As for the food, it doesn't matter. Escape seems unlikely, so the calories would be wasted on me, and dying is going to suck, hungry or not.
 
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