Letter of Resignation, Senior ATC Controller, Vonarburg Co-operative

Chancellor Anika KEMP
Alliance of BD+47 2112
Vonarburg Co-operative
WYRD

Ma'am,

It is with a heavy heart but clear concious that I tender my resignation as the Senior Traffic Controller at Vonarburg Co-operative, WYRD. Whilst I have not yet completed the required probationary phase, I feel that this position has become untenable and in no way close to the job description you provided me.

When you interviewed me for the position, you desribed the station has a haven for peace and one of the most beautiful stations in the galaxy. Yes, the station is aesthetically pleasing to the eye, and there are no large structures to add to navigation hazards within the landing area, but being pretty is not enough! Your description as a, and I quote, 'haven for peace' could not be further from the truth. In the 2 months I have been here, there have been three faction wars, in fact one faction is still in lockdown. If you think this situation is peaceful, I would be most keen to hear how you describe a war torn environment!

As for the role of Senior Traffic Controller, why do you even have the position. No one, not the inhabitants of the station, not those who visit, and most certainly, not those employed as system security take any notice of our instructions. No one sticks to the speed limit, no one bothers to use the correct side of the entry slot. I am firmly convinced that half of these so called pilots don't even have training to operate anything larger than paper plane, nor have the intelligence to use anything with an engine. I have sat there dumbfounded, watching in utter disbelief as someone managed to wedge his Sidewinder in the slot. I didn't even think that was physically possible, but this bozo managed it. And what did he get for ineptness - instant death. Yes, the destruction of his ship and subsequent loss of life probably did increase the overall IQ of the station a couple of points but does anyone consider the consequences of such an action. It took my team, with the assistance of Station Maintenance over two hours to track down all the debris, discovering two of the bio-farm canopies were damaged, who pays for that, I am certain your faction will not compensate those poor farmers!

Not withstanding the heavy handed tactics of any minor traffic offense, just why do you even hire the Security Force. Is it entirely for revenue purposes because it isn't to keep the peace nor to enforce the rules. I will give you a hint, you may of course pass this onto the Commander of the Security Force but I am sure he will not understand it: if a ship manoeuvres around, just outside of the No Firing Zone to line up with the entry slot, then comes in at full throttle, requesting landing permission at the last moment then diving directly for their nominated pad - there is a damn good chance they are doing something illegal! Why else would that do it unless they wanted to evade the automatic scanners? We can see it in our master control room as clear as day, yet it seems totally oblivious to Commander Plod and his money hungry Security team. They of course are too busy chasing down some poor pilot who has exceeded the speed limit by 1 kph.

Finally, during the entire interview process you failed to mention the salient fact that this station seems have a rather large, well heeled geriatric population who prefer to operate Beluga and Orca starcraft. Fine, they can afford them now in their twilight years, but how about enforcing mandatory licence checks on them. I am sure the majority of them are vision impaired as they can only transverse the slot by flying in the exact centre of it, thus ensuring that no one else can use it. That might not seem such a big thing, but since they all fly under 20 kph they are in fact a slow moving obstruction to all other pilots. It has gotten so bad that I had to censure my staff when I found out they were making bets on how many other ships one Beluga owner could hit, clip or cut-off. Just for you information, the winning bet was 12 ships!

I had very high hopes of this position yet I am convinced that not only my position as Senior Controller, but the entire ATC staff could be replaced by a computer with a sensual voice pack and nothing would change.

I have handing in my security passes and will advise you of a forwarding address for my back pay when I get far enough away from this station that I feel safe.

Sincerely

Jacob Ironsides
Ex Senior Traffic Controller.
 
To:
Jacob Ironsides.
Senior Traffic Controler.

From:
Station Security,
Alliance of BD+47 2112,
Vonarburg Co-operative,
WYRD.


We are authorised to inform you that failure to complete contract of employment is punishable by death.

Do you wish to know more ?

YES

NO

To:
Station Security,
Alliance of BD+47 2112,
Vonarburg Co-operative,
WYRD.

From:
Jacob Ironsides.
Senior Traffic Controler.

Commander Plod, please remember I have seen your level of policing skill, you would have trouble tracking a bleeding elephant through a snow drift!

Since I was still in the probationary phase of the contract. Clause 13.1.1.a clearly states that either party may dissolve the contract prior to completion of the probation phase. When I queried this clause the Chancellor advised it is included incase I fail to meet her standards. Since she was good enough to include the above 'exit clause' for her own benefit, it is fitting that I utilise the same clause.

Regards ..
 
OP:
"well heeled geriatric population who prefer to operate Beluga and Orca starcraft. Fine, they can afford them now in their twilight years, but how about enforcing mandatory licence checks on them"

Ageist statement. You are hereby fired with loss of any acrued pension contributions.
You also exhibit discriminatory behaviour on purely prejudicial grounds which is against the precepts of the ATC profession.
Due to your lack of professionalism in this regard you will be barred from holding an ATC position for 1 year and be required to undergo 'respect' training.
 
OP:
"well heeled geriatric population who prefer to operate Beluga and Orca starcraft. Fine, they can afford them now in their twilight years, but how about enforcing mandatory licence checks on them"

Ageist statement. You are hereby fired with loss of any acrued pension contributions.
You also exhibit discriminatory behaviour on purely prejudicial grounds which is against the precepts of the ATC profession.
Due to your lack of professionalism in this regard you will be barred from holding an ATC position for 1 year and be required to undergo 'respect' training.

Just using my well honed observational skills in identifying the pilots. And I would have you know I have always umm respected my elders …. ;)
 
To:
Jacob Ironsides.
Senior Traffic Controler
Alliance of BD+47 2112,

Vonarburg Co-operative,

From:
Vermin Marxist,
{REDACTED}
Vonarburg Co-operative,
WYRD.

I write to remind you of the nature of our rushed entrances to the station at Vonarburg Co-operative.


Unlike the local "Security" force, we take indescrestions against our organisations very seriously and we would like to remind you it is not prudent to make out any ships in the airspace flying in a manner you deem unacceptable, are commiting any activities against the law. We merely have small windows of time allowing us to deliver our commodities with little to no le-way and choose to operate in a smooth, fast, and precise manner. In such a way was deemed acceptabe with the payments and contract we have provided. They should quite easily cover any damages and or losses of cargo/ships experienced within said station due to our organised operations.

Lastly I would also like to remind the good sir that continued light being shed on our activities is a breach of contract and will be met with swift rebuttal. Unlike the local constabulary, we do not struggle to find and deal with anyone deemed a threat to the status quo.
 
Speaking as somebody who went to considerable time, effort and expense to obtain my glider pilot's licence, I can assure you that your sleight on the intelligence of glider pilots is hugely misplaced and I find your insinuations grossly offensive.

Harumph! [mad]

Not sure how a glider would handle in a non-atmospheric environment ! Seriously, congrates on getting your licence, I have done a bit of gliding myself, once spent a lovely hour wing tip to wing tip with a Wedgetail Eagle, we followed the eagle, he knew where the thermals were better than my instructor. As for engine things that fly, I can still remember the answer I gave an instructor (I was a young back then, recently joined the Air Force) when we were up in a C130H and he asked me if I wanted to do a static line jump with the army. I looked at him and asked him if he thought the wings were going to fall off the Herc. He shook his head and I replied "Sir, as long as the wings are still attached, I have faith the pilots will eventually get us down safely" lol
 
Just using my well honed observational skills in identifying the pilots. And I would have you know I have always umm respected my elders …. ;)
Quite some vision you've got their!
You can actually see all the pilots' faces etc from where you are ensconced in the station?
In 3300 cosmetic surgery is quite good in masking the wear'n'tear of mother time.:p
OK Senior?:D
 
To:
Jacob Ironsides.
Senior Traffic Controler
Alliance of BD+47 2112,

Vonarburg Co-operative,

From:
Vermin Marxist,
{REDACTED}
Vonarburg Co-operative,
WYRD.

I write to remind you of the nature of our rushed entrances to the station at Vonarburg Co-operative.


Unlike the local "Security" force, we take indescrestions against our organisations very seriously and we would like to remind you it is not prudent to make out any ships in the airspace flying in a manner you deem unacceptable, are commiting any activities against the law. We merely have small windows of time allowing us to deliver our commodities with little to no le-way and choose to operate in a smooth, fast, and precise manner. In such a way was deemed acceptabe with the payments and contract we have provided. They should quite easily cover any damages and or losses of cargo/ships experienced within said station due to our organised operations.

Lastly I would also like to remind the good sir that continued light being shed on our activities is a breach of contract and will be met with swift rebuttal. Unlike the local constabulary, we do not struggle to find and deal with anyone deemed a threat to the status quo.


To:
Vermin Marxist,
{REDACTED}
Vonarburg Co-operative,
WYRD.


From:
Jacob Ironsides.
Ex Senior Traffic Controler
Former Employee of Alliance of BD+47 2112,

Vonarburg Co-operative,

Mr Marxist,

Apologies for taking so long to respond to your correspondence, but it took a while for the galactic mail system to locate me since I no longer reside within the Wyrd system or it's neighbours.

In regard to the contract you alluded to, I can not remember seeing nor signing any such document. It would however, explain the brown paper bags full of credits I kept finding in my locker at work. For that, I would like to thank you, because of your generosity I have found myself in a position of financial security and have decided to pursue other avenues of employment and leisure and left the world of Traffic Controlling behind.

I will raise a glass of the finest in your honour, because I know your err "gentleman's club" has no influence nor standing where I am. In fact I believe the members of the various gentlemen's clubs that abound here would take a very dim view of anyone from your club visiting the region (I think the term is, in your parlance, encroaching on their turf).

Please give my regards to Commander Plod from the Security Force, I know you and he are very close ...
 

To:
Vermin Marxist,
{REDACTED}
Vonarburg Co-operative,
WYRD.


From:
Jacob Ironsides.
Ex Senior Traffic Controler
Former Employee of Alliance of BD+47 2112,

Vonarburg Co-operative,

Mr Marxist,

Apologies for taking so long to respond to your correspondence, but it took a while for the galactic mail system to locate me since I no longer reside within the Wyrd system or it's neighbours.

In regard to the contract you alluded to, I can not remember seeing nor signing any such document. It would however, explain the brown paper bags full of credits I kept finding in my locker at work. For that, I would like to thank you, because of your generosity I have found myself in a position of financial security and have decided to pursue other avenues of employment and leisure and left the world of Traffic Controlling behind.

I will raise a glass of the finest in your honour, because I know your err "gentleman's club" has no influence nor standing where I am. In fact I believe the members of the various gentlemen's clubs that abound here would take a very dim view of anyone from your club visiting the region (I think the term is, in your parlance, encroaching on their turf).

Please give my regards to Commander Plod from the Security Force, I know you and he are very close ...


To:
Jacob Ironsides.
Ex Senior Traffic Controler
Former Employee of Alliance of BD+47 2112,

From:
Vermin Marxist,
{REDACTED}
Vonarburg Co-operative,
WYRD.

Mr Ironsides,

We wish you luck on your new endevours in whichever region you have found yourself in and our associates have been ordered to stand down to allow your free travel amongst our systems on the proviso our organisation remains anonymous with regards to any local groups who would upset the balance of power within our borders.

We will also raise a glass to many months of successful operations and to you finding your luck elsewhere in the galaxy, though we cannot promise our expansion will not be entering areas previously deemed under the control of other similar groups, this is due to an overwhelming influx of credits due to the ineptitude of the stand in controller.

We shall consider your request, as recently, he has been marked for immediate removal of duty due to finding himself in a cargo hold without permission the other morning.

Good luck out there.

Sincerely, Marxist.
 
To:
Station Security,
Alliance of BD+47 2112,

Vonarburg Co-operative,

WYRD.


From:
Jacob Ironsides.
Senior Traffic Controler.

Commander Plod, please remember I have seen your level of policing skill, you would have trouble tracking a bleeding elephant through a snow drift!

Since I was still in the probationary phase of the contract. Clause 13.1.1.a clearly states that either party may dissolve the contract prior to completion of the probation phase. When I queried this clause the Chancellor advised it is included incase I fail to meet her standards. Since she was good enough to include the above 'exit clause' for her own benefit, it is fitting that I utilise the same clause.

Regards ..


To:
Jacob Ironsides.
Ex Senior Traffic Controller.

From:
Commander Plod
Station Security,
Alliance of BD+47 2112,
Vonarburg Co-operative,
WYRD.

We have reviewed Clause 13.1.1.a and agree.
We now have an Anaconda full of gold ready for you to collect.
If you would just send us your current location, we will send our forces GOLD to you with thanks for your dedicated service.

Yours,
Commander Plodington the Third,
E.B.E.T., (Elite Bleeding Elephant Tracker)
Station Security.
 
Fellow forumites, I am impressed. I thought I may get one or two caustic comments back but I am extremely pleased to see that at least some of the community still have a sense of humour - thank you (if I haven't repped you for being part of this little tale of woe, let me know so I can.)

One never knows, there seems to be a lot of untold stories from Vonarburg Station, this could get interesting :D
 
Great thread ... I've repped OP but apologies to Bl1p ... for some reason the system believes my rep credits are deficient.

Thanks Lightspeed, I had fun writing it. Basically got sick and tired of seeing endless threads where everyone is either complaining about something, demanding something or bragging about something. Decided a bit of light humour is needed.

Beginning to think there could be some juicy correspondence between Chancellor Kemp (head of the controlling faction at present and a real sour looking lady) Mr Maxist and the poor misunderstood Commander Plodington the Third (kudos to Bl1p for improving the name :D)
 
Chancellor Anika KEMP
Alliance of BD+47 2112
Vonarburg Co-operative
WYRD

Ma'am,

It is with a heavy heart but clear concious that I tender my resignation as the Senior Traffic Controller at Vonarburg Co-operative, WYRD. Whilst I have not yet completed the required probationary phase, I feel that this position has become untenable and in no way close to the job description you provided me.

When you interviewed me for the position, you desribed the station has a haven for peace and one of the most beautiful stations in the galaxy. Yes, the station is aesthetically pleasing to the eye, and there are no large structures to add to navigation hazards within the landing area, but being pretty is not enough! Your description as a, and I quote, 'haven for peace' could not be further from the truth. In the 2 months I have been here, there have been three faction wars, in fact one faction is still in lockdown. If you think this situation is peaceful, I would be most keen to hear how you describe a war torn environment!

As for the role of Senior Traffic Controller, why do you even have the position. No one, not the inhabitants of the station, not those who visit, and most certainly, not those employed as system security take any notice of our instructions. No one sticks to the speed limit, no one bothers to use the correct side of the entry slot. I am firmly convinced that half of these so called pilots don't even have training to operate anything larger than paper plane, nor have the intelligence to use anything with an engine. I have sat there dumbfounded, watching in utter disbelief as someone managed to wedge his Sidewinder in the slot. I didn't even think that was physically possible, but this bozo managed it. And what did he get for ineptness - instant death. Yes, the destruction of his ship and subsequent loss of life probably did increase the overall IQ of the station a couple of points but does anyone consider the consequences of such an action. It took my team, with the assistance of Station Maintenance over two hours to track down all the debris, discovering two of the bio-farm canopies were damaged, who pays for that, I am certain your faction will not compensate those poor farmers!

Not withstanding the heavy handed tactics of any minor traffic offense, just why do you even hire the Security Force. Is it entirely for revenue purposes because it isn't to keep the peace nor to enforce the rules. I will give you a hint, you may of course pass this onto the Commander of the Security Force but I am sure he will not understand it: if a ship manoeuvres around, just outside of the No Firing Zone to line up with the entry slot, then comes in at full throttle, requesting landing permission at the last moment then diving directly for their nominated pad - there is a damn good chance they are doing something illegal! Why else would that do it unless they wanted to evade the automatic scanners? We can see it in our master control room as clear as day, yet it seems totally oblivious to Commander Plod and his money hungry Security team. They of course are too busy chasing down some poor pilot who has exceeded the speed limit by 1 kph.

Finally, during the entire interview process you failed to mention the salient fact that this station seems have a rather large, well heeled geriatric population who prefer to operate Beluga and Orca starcraft. Fine, they can afford them now in their twilight years, but how about enforcing mandatory licence checks on them. I am sure the majority of them are vision impaired as they can only transverse the slot by flying in the exact centre of it, thus ensuring that no one else can use it. That might not seem such a big thing, but since they all fly under 20 kph they are in fact a slow moving obstruction to all other pilots. It has gotten so bad that I had to censure my staff when I found out they were making bets on how many other ships one Beluga owner could hit, clip or cut-off. Just for you information, the winning bet was 12 ships!

I had very high hopes of this position yet I am convinced that not only my position as Senior Controller, but the entire ATC staff could be replaced by a computer with a sensual voice pack and nothing would change.

I have handing in my security passes and will advise you of a forwarding address for my back pay when I get far enough away from this station that I feel safe.

Sincerely

Jacob Ironsides
Ex Senior Traffic Controller.

Thanks for this, I could really use a good laugh. You've just made a total loss of a day a wee bit better ;)
 
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