General / Off-Topic LHC shut down by weasel

[Spruxxx]

"A spokesman for Cern said that the weasel did not get into the tunnels"

This is fortunate, as it could have converted the animal into a hyper-diimensional Omni-Weasel

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36173247

 

[Patrick_68000]

In 2009, a bird had left fallen a piece of bread on an external power supply, which had damaged the cooling system.

 

[Stupid_hippy]

It was a beech marten,known as a fouine. They grow to nearly the size of a cat. Not a weasel

 

[metatheurgist]

It was a beech marten,known as a fouine. They grow to nearly the size of a cat. Not a weasel

When it started it was a weasel!

 

[Zeeman]

Seems I need to modify my sig....

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