I would like to complain in the strongest possible about the way I was treated by your insurance assessor and just for the record no the oxygen pressure does not drop to low in the ship. Once again and for the record allow me to explain what happened.
I was in the region of the Ross 210 Primary Star nav beacon in my Eagle light fighter locating and punishing would be sinners and miscreants. Alas there were not many so I decided to practice my already superior piloting skills by testing out silent mode.
I powered down all modules dropped a heat sink and engaged silent running, the lack of powered modules allowed me to hang in this mode whilst i was (Ironically enough) watching an old earth program called Causality where someone was almost crushed by a large piece of concrete.
From nowhere this idiot pilot in his Federation Dropship came chugging out of the darkness striking my eagle on the Port wing bending it into a new and different shape making it look like a modernistic statue. The ship then transited the galley destroying my oven which contained a synthi-meat pie (no great loss there) and knocking over the coffee pot which at 1000 creds per tonne is a real crime.
It then continued through the ship into the heads detaching the receiving unit which when last seen was taking on a new role as a hood ornament. Please note this also explains the dry cleaning invoice for my space suit. Lastly I take exception to your comments about the Starboard wing this is perfectly intact and was last seen heading towards the Pegasus star cluster if you'd care to go and look for it.
I mean really you people, 19 claims in 6 weeks and all of a sudden you don't think I should be flying.
One last thing regarding your last e-mail, yes I have had my psyche analyses and the nice lady said I was as sane as the previous person she had seen, I spoke to him he was a nice man whose job was emperor of France, he was amassing an army to take to Waterloo. (No trains from Kings Cross I suspect). I mean really would they let anyone be emperor.
I have also copied this communication to the pilots federation notice board so you can expect many thousands of mails supporting my position. sitteng in a cold ship in the middle of a busy space lane is perfectly safe as long as the idiots don't run you down.
Now please stop quibbling about making payment and replace the ship as I've heard that if you fly past a black hole you can go really fast.
Yours a disgruntled pilot
Calador
Star Pilot and inter-galactic explorer
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