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bendover

bendover
Ok whats the idea Behind Izal Bog paper,Terrible shiny squares that does not absorb anything so you have to use three times more than normal paper,We can send men to the moon,Decode the Human genome and create machines that can process millions of calculations per second,Is decent bog really beyond the caperbility of the human race.
 

Slippery Jim DiGriz

Slippery Jim DiGriz
bendover said:
Ok whats the idea Behind Izal Bog paper,Terrible shiny squares that does not absorb anything so you have to use three times more than normal paper,We can send men to the moon,Decode the Human genome and create machines that can process millions of calculations per second,Is decent bog really beyond the caperbility of the human race.
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Sit down, have a nice cup of tea and matron will be round soon with some happy pills.
 

Para Handy

Para Handy
bendover said:
Ok whats the idea Behind Izal Bog paper,Terrible shiny squares that does not absorb anything so you have to use three times more than normal paper,We can send men to the moon,Decode the Human genome and create machines that can process millions of calculations per second,Is decent bog really beyond the caperbility of the human race.
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Ex-members of the armed forces will tell you about the delights of shiny bog roll with Government Property printed on each sheet (I kid you not!).
 

Wolfman

Wolfman
Oh man, I remember the stuff we used to get at school during the late sixties....These days it's quilted or nothing! (ok, so, not literally nothing, maybe the newspaper you take to the outside lavvy.)
 

Surfinjo

Surfinjo
Wolfman said:
Oh man, I remember the stuff we used to get at school during the late sixties....These days it's quilted or nothing! (ok, so, not literally nothing, maybe the newspaper you take to the outside lavvy.)
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A quick aside.

I remember coming here in the mid 60s and seeing outside toilets everywhere, including schools. These were truely horrible, the rain made you wet, the wind made you cold and the damp crumbling walls made you wonder what planet you were on. Locks were always meant to be fixed, when someone could get around to it and generally you'd end up be almost soffocated by the overwealming stentch of pine disinfectant.

Needless to say, the paper supplied was specially manufactured to be as hard as possible. It was more scratching than anything else.

Ahhh. But they were good days!
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