1. "accidentaly" get destroyed
2. land in free Sidewinder due to lack of rebuy funds
3. create a ticked asking to refund re-buy costs
4. wait and observe how FDEVs are puzzled on reply how NOT to accept your claim.
5. ...
6. profit
Ah, you must have somehow angered the HIP 45566 Basher Boyz, a little-known but special anarchy faction placed into the game by FDev. If you run afoul of these nefarious criminals, you will get an astronomical price on your head, but due to a bug (typical FDev) the cost is added to your rebuy.
To get rid of the extra rebuy cost, you must deliver 15000 tons of LTDs to Beagle Point and drop them in a small crater at Beagle 2's north pole.