Tannik considered the contract carefully. Not only was it printed on real paper, it was bound. In full leather, with immaculately tasteful gold leaf. The Sirius logo on the front glittered with false modesty.
He took his time scanning through the pages, resisting the temptation to put his feet up on the desk. Annoying the corporate executive across from him would be fulfilling but he did have some standards. He settled for reading the contract thoroughly. Deliberately. Very, very slowly. The antique-style wooden clock on the desk measured the silence with an even tick.
Thirty nine and a half minutes later, when Tannik had just flipped back to the first page for a second pass, the Material Defense Recruitment Coordinator finally cracked. "This is our standard mercenary agreement, Mr. Seldon. Except, of course, for the compensation, which you'll find had been tripled."
"It was only double last week," the potential mercenary answered. "Having trouble finding takers?"
"Qualified material defenders are in unfortunately short supply, and demand has correspondingly increased."
"By which you mean they're mostly working for the other side. Or maybe they’re just holding out for another rate increase?" Tannik flashed his most insufferable grin.
The bald man across the desk gave him a very bald look. He and his fancy grey suit remained equally unruffled. Tannik was impressed: that grin had gotten him punched more than once.
"It’s true that the terrorist disinformation campaign against us has been... effective, of late. We find that adequate compensation has an effective compensating impact. We also of course respect the considerations of potential hires who want to be sure they’re pursuing a properly ethical course," he continued while smoothly retrieving a second leather-bound mini-book from somewhere behind the desk. "You’ll find a full set of rebuttals to their claims here, as well as summary of Sirius Corporation’s foundational principles and codes. I trust you will find it sufficiently reassuring, and the incriminating facts about the individuals aligned against us enlightening. I’ve carefully reviewed your dossier, and am confident you will reach a mutually beneficial conclusion."
Tannik took the document, even weightier than the contract, and talked himself out of another slow reading. Aggravating corp-men was fun, but he’d pushed things far enough already. The deal really was surprisingly good: full autonomy in which missions to accept, access to some exclusive equipment, legal immunity from a variety of potential infractions, and a satisfying stretch of neatly aligned zeroes.
"I'll let you know, Mr. Dravis." He gave another punchable smirk, stood up with papers in hand, and sauntered for the door.
He took his time scanning through the pages, resisting the temptation to put his feet up on the desk. Annoying the corporate executive across from him would be fulfilling but he did have some standards. He settled for reading the contract thoroughly. Deliberately. Very, very slowly. The antique-style wooden clock on the desk measured the silence with an even tick.
Thirty nine and a half minutes later, when Tannik had just flipped back to the first page for a second pass, the Material Defense Recruitment Coordinator finally cracked. "This is our standard mercenary agreement, Mr. Seldon. Except, of course, for the compensation, which you'll find had been tripled."
"It was only double last week," the potential mercenary answered. "Having trouble finding takers?"
"Qualified material defenders are in unfortunately short supply, and demand has correspondingly increased."
"By which you mean they're mostly working for the other side. Or maybe they’re just holding out for another rate increase?" Tannik flashed his most insufferable grin.
The bald man across the desk gave him a very bald look. He and his fancy grey suit remained equally unruffled. Tannik was impressed: that grin had gotten him punched more than once.
"It’s true that the terrorist disinformation campaign against us has been... effective, of late. We find that adequate compensation has an effective compensating impact. We also of course respect the considerations of potential hires who want to be sure they’re pursuing a properly ethical course," he continued while smoothly retrieving a second leather-bound mini-book from somewhere behind the desk. "You’ll find a full set of rebuttals to their claims here, as well as summary of Sirius Corporation’s foundational principles and codes. I trust you will find it sufficiently reassuring, and the incriminating facts about the individuals aligned against us enlightening. I’ve carefully reviewed your dossier, and am confident you will reach a mutually beneficial conclusion."
Tannik took the document, even weightier than the contract, and talked himself out of another slow reading. Aggravating corp-men was fun, but he’d pushed things far enough already. The deal really was surprisingly good: full autonomy in which missions to accept, access to some exclusive equipment, legal immunity from a variety of potential infractions, and a satisfying stretch of neatly aligned zeroes.
"I'll let you know, Mr. Dravis." He gave another punchable smirk, stood up with papers in hand, and sauntered for the door.
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