ANNOUNCEMENT Mercenary for Hire - Bingo Iron Fist

Bingo Brewster

Bingo Brewster
Bingo Iron Fist (BIF) will provide back up for you, for up to two consecutive missions (or two non consecutive by arrangement) in exchange for 1 or 2 cannisters (not more) worth minimum total of 1.4k kwatluus. Payment is in advance. i.e. we meet, you dump cargo, I pickup, we go kill bad space people.

BIF will fight on your behalf to the best of his/her ability and equipment. Currently beam and stealth laser. But if my damage gets critical, I will bug out if I still can. I will follow your directions for the missions or for max two hours (Earth standard) whichever is sooner.

TOS.
You don't fire unless I authorize. This is to protect my backup Cmds. If you do, you risk annihilation.

Mission is fulfilled when:
1. You release me
2. Time is up
3. I die
4. You die

BIF reserves the right to send poor desperate bastar.... sorry I meant CHAMPION in his/her stead.

PM me with your missions.

PS. Stealth commanders will be along for back up.
PPS. PM BIF IF U WANT DO STUFF MONEY GOOD.
PPS: No Monkeys
PPPS: Fat chicks ok
PPPPS. Sorry :( thin chicks also ok (my agent says I must post for legal reasons)
 
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Yaffle

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Yaffle
Mephane said:
Yeah, considering that in essence humans are monkeys, I am a bit puzzled about the target audience of this ad.:D
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No, humans are not monkeys. Humans share a common ancestor with monkeys, but that was a very long time ago and it looked nothing like either of us (well, we don't know what it looked like really so we have to guess). Our closest extant relatives are chimps/bonobos. We are not descended from them either, we share a common ancestor with them.

Humans also share a common ancestor with every other living thing on the planet, monkeys are just closer to us than say, trees.
 

Daeron

Daeron
Yaffle said:
No, humans are not monkeys. Humans share a common ancestor with monkeys, but that was a very long time ago and it looked nothing like either of us (well, we don't know what it looked like really so we have to guess). Our closest extant relatives are chimps/bonobos. We are not descended from them either, we share a common ancestor with them.

Humans also share a common ancestor with every other living thing on the planet, monkeys are just closer to us than say, trees.
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Plants managed to take better care of the Y-Chromosome at least. Not much left of ours. They better get those Clone Chambers up and running soon, so we can delay the inevitable by even more copying. ;)

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Since I lost the plot, let me just rep you for a nice advertisement OP, and maybe I can hire you some time, if you end up near the Empire. :)
 

Patrick_68000

Patrick_68000
Yaffle said:
No, humans are not monkeys. Humans share a common ancestor with monkeys, but that was a very long time ago and it looked nothing like either of us (well, we don't know what it looked like really so we have to guess). Our closest extant relatives are chimps/bonobos. We are not descended from them either, we share a common ancestor with them.

Humans also share a common ancestor with every other living thing on the planet, monkeys are just closer to us than say, trees.
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Yes if you look closely people's head some have of the traits of fish, other of beef, other of birds, other of rodents, other of cats eyes etc ... And vice versa ...
 

Bingo Brewster

Bingo Brewster
Daeron said:
Plants managed to take better care of the Y-Chromosome at least. Not much left of ours. They better get those Clone Chambers up and running soon, so we can delay the inevitable by even more copying. ;)

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Since I lost the plot, let me just rep you for a nice advertisement OP, and maybe I can hire you some time, if you end up near the Empire. :)
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I'm getting the distinct feeling this thread has gone slightly off track :)
 

jan

jan
What stopping me kill you as soon the cannisters you pick up become flagged as stolen goods?

Dont think everybody be a friendly customer, well known bait strategy from EVE.

You got any backup plan if things go sour?
 

Tacheel

Tacheel
Yaffle said:
No, humans are not monkeys. Humans share a common ancestor with monkeys, but that was a very long time ago and it looked nothing like either of us (well, we don't know what it looked like really so we have to guess). Our closest extant relatives are chimps/bonobos. We are not descended from them either, we share a common ancestor with them.

Humans also share a common ancestor with every other living thing on the planet, monkeys are just closer to us than say, trees.
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I thought that we were descended from the exiled Golgafrincham's who arrived on earth in the B Ark.

Proof of this would be our digital watch era - a sure sign the monkeys would have done a better job in evolution had the B Ark not arrived.
 

Daeron

Daeron
jan said:
What stopping me kill you as soon the cannisters you pick up become flagged as stolen goods?

Dont think everybody be a friendly customer, well known bait strategy from EVE.

You got any backup plan if things go sour?
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This game is meant to promote the kind of interaction the OP suggested, so making the containers not do anything funny, would be a very good start!

Maybe you should get bad reputation for killing your own guards, so nobody will work for you in the end. ;)

Although, the method of payment is up for debate...
 
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Ronin

Ronin
Bingo Brewster said:
Bingo Iron Fist (BIF) will provide back up for you, for up to two consecutive missions (or two non consecutive by arrangement) in exchange for 1 or 2 cannisters (not more) worth minimum total of 1.4k kwatluus. Payment is in advance. i.e. we meet, you dump cargo, I pickup, we go kill bad space people.

BIF will fight on your behalf to the best of his/her ability and equipment. Currently beam and stealth laser. But if my damage gets critical, I will bug out if I still can. I will follow your directions for the missions or for max two hours (Earth standard) whichever is sooner.

TOS.
You don't fire unless I authorize. This is to protect my backup Cmds. If you do, you risk annihilation.

Mission is fulfilled when:
1. You release me
2. Time is up
3. I die
4. You die

BIF reserves the right to send poor desperate bastar.... sorry I meant CHAMPION in his/her stead.

PM me with your missions.

PS. Stealth commanders will be along for back up.
PPS. PM BIF IF U WANT DO STUFF MONEY GOOD.
PPS: No Monkeys
PPPS: Fat chicks ok
PPPPS. Sorry :( thin chicks also ok (my agent says I must post for legal reasons)
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Good luck with your venture, i must say that "Bingo Iron Fist" sounds like a "PWN" Star name.... ;)
 
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Riedquat

Riedquat
jan said:
What stopping me kill you as soon the cannisters you pick up become flagged as stolen goods?

Dont think everybody be a friendly customer, well known bait strategy from EVE.

You got any backup plan if things go sour?
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Kill him?, this is Bingo Ironfist we are talking about.

one does not simply 'kill' Bingo Ironfist and his gang.
 

Bingo Brewster

Bingo Brewster
Riedquat said:
Kill him?, this is Bingo Ironfist we are talking about.

one does not simply 'kill' Bingo Ironfist and his gang.
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Quite correct! Riedquat has the right of it. :D Toy with BIF and his henchmen/gals at your peril.

Riedquat, your comment has set me off, I cant stop laughing.
 
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