PvP Mining for salt - with special guest star - CMDR Hazmango!!!

[Agony_Aunt]

He is a total fraidy cat, I came at his vette in my E rated sidey that had 1 mining lance and 1 shock mine and he self destructed from terror!

But anyway I'm sure cowardly griefer Hazmango doesn't care this cowardly pirate has to say. Most of my ramblings have implied /s, unless they are boring analysis of game mechanics.

Anyway it's not his fault, no one could withstand the terrifying thunder that are abrasion blasters modded for PvP.

Ah, failed to spot the sarcasm. Suffering a terrible virus today, slept about 70% of the day away, so i'm not exactly sharp.

 

[Feros-da-Grundig]

Ah, failed to spot the sarcasm. Suffering a terrible virus today, slept about 70% of the day away, so i'm not exactly sharp.

My wily pirate swashbuckling can be hard to tolerate surmount.

Feel better.

 

[The Replicated Man]

What the hell did I just read?

 

[Han Zulu]

I wonder if there will be an achievement soon... "made it to multiple KOS lists"

In the words of Wimp Lo: "Face to foot style, how you like it? Oh yeah! Try my nuts to your fist style!", "I'm bleeding. Making me the victor."
-- Kung Pow, Enter the fist.

[video=youtube;d696t3yALAY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY[/video]

 

[Han Zulu]

You really missed the opportunity to showcase the awesome power of the abrasion blaster here.

A full volley of 5 shots from the meta mining aspX will take an NPC harmless sidey from 100% to 88% hull. Someday I'll post the short clip as proof of this dangerous exploit.

No kidding!? LOL! That's pretty awesome.

 

[Hazzmango]

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Worth it

 

[Pville_Piper]

A bit of background: Went to the DW2 launch system to distract PvPers from blowing up others. Was killed 3 times in the hour i spent there, finalizing with Hazmango's rather fun roleplay. But i wasn't to be deterred! I wasn't there to roleplay. I was there to mine salty tears and let him have it with my size 1 mining laser!

You can tell how much he is quaking as my lasers casually does zero damage to his shield!

I was thinking about loading up abrasion blasters and an interdictor on my Viper III and hunting some pirates tonight... Should be plenty of fun and I have rebuys for days!

 

[carol the cleaning lady]

Yeah, i was trying to provoke the PvPers in Open to attack me.

It worked!

Although one guy, something like CMDR Carol the cleaning lady, i complimented on having a funny name.... then they interdicted me

PS: Did you phear my mining laser?

 

[Feros-da-Grundig]

No kidding!? LOL! That's pretty awesome.

I was thinking about loading up abrasion blasters and an interdictor on my Viper III and hunting some pirates tonight... Should be plenty of fun and I have rebuys for days!

Here ya go. The awesome power of a full 5 abrasion blaster volley on an NPC sidey. Good luck out there.

TL;DR: volley of 5 abrasion blasters causes 12% hull damage on novice NPC sidey. Probably more, since I think one blaster missed.

[video=youtube_share;lYgUXDv2QFc]https://youtu.be/lYgUXDv2QFc[/video]

 

[Guest 161958]

Here ya go. The awesome power of a full 5 abrasion blaster volley on an NPC sidey. Good luck out there.

TL;DR: volley of 5 abrasion blasters causes 12% hull damage on novice NPC sidey. Probably more, since I think one blaster missed.

Must have gotten boring in open

 

[Krash]

That computer voice was annoying - C.M.D.R. every time... blah